7% Approval
| 7% Approval | |
| Number | 130 |
| Broadcast Date | August 16, 2016 |
| Episode Length | 1:14:46 |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
| Guests | Bonnie Brushwood |
We get a jump start on our plans for DragonCon, talk about classic-literature-based sex videos, watch yet another racist music video and we're introduced to two fascinating new characters.
Contents
Cold Open
Brian was an asshole in public and got recognized by a fan.
Man, Traveling is CRAZY!
RIGHT?! Like, going to different cities and different time zones! What's up with that? Oh man, schedules and sleep and shit. Ya know what I mean?
DragonCon
DragonCon is only a few weeks away and I guess we should start thinking about what we're gonna do. Unfortunately, the traditional DragonCon NSFW/Night Attack panel of Brian, Justin, Veronica Belmont and Tom Merritt will not be together this year. Tom and Veronica will be missing the con, so maybe we should be on the lookout for some new best friends. Scott Sigler will probably be there and he'd TOTALLY do the show. So there's one potential seat filled.
Oh man, we should get a musical guest too. Maybe Professor Elemental? GMCFOSHO? Last year, Justin reached out to GMCFOSHO to perform, but he wanted to so some "random shit like laser tag in a swimming pool".
Night Attack 4
Chatrealmer, Angela Castaneda, has volunteered to head the team that is putting together the next Night Attack album. It'll be out… sometime! Also it'll probably include a bunch of Steven Cogswell songs on the album too.
Patreon
The Patreon is at $1,443. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.
JAMES COLLINS!
The Cumterbury Tales
Brian was pressing the rando button on PornMD and landed on a video called (This is a porn link) "The Ribald Tales of Canterbury" (This is a porn link)
I Want To Be Neenja: Part II
During the CreateCon episode we played a racist music video that featured a lady singing about "neenjas". The singer and star of the video, Jennifer Murphy, took the video down and apologized for it. Well now Jennifer Murphy is back with ANOTHER Neenja video. Oof. It's the same song, with some new clips of her training to be a Neenja on a playground, an extended intro featuring "Chow", the Asian stereotype of a man, and extended clips from some dudes' reaction video to her original video. It's also 10 minutes long.
This Election is Tearing Families Apart
On the latest Jury episode, he talked about a New York Times article about a husband who wants to vote for Trump and a wife that wants to vote for Hillary. This has become such a contentious issue between them that the wife, Dr. Kerry Maguire, has threatened to divorce her husband if he votes for Trump. Oh BTW, the husband is Thomas Stossel, brother of John Stossel.
Brian and Justin did John Stossel impressions and Bonnie did an impression of an affluent northeastern lady named Angela from the Northeast.
Diamond Time
If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!
Shadow Brian
Brian was upset that Bonnie could swear while in character so he came up with Shadow Brian, a character just like Brian, but swears all the time. Bryce keyed out Brian's skin on the video, giving him a weird look with a strange goatee and bad teeth. Even though the whole point of the character was to get away with swearing, he never swore on the show.
He did come back in the aftershow and said some really offensive shit.
Movie Draft Chat
- MovieLeagueMike thinks that if the draft ends just one day later, there could be a different winner
- We're screwed - Brian
- Secret Life of Pets is out-grossing Star Trek - Justin
- Kids are back in school soon - Bonnie
Aftershow
Shadow Brian came back briefly.
Justin mentioned that he and Ashley have tickets to the Aunty Donna show in LA on September 28th, 2016. He tweeted out that he got two half-priced tickets, then he forgot to buy the tickets. When he realized his mistake, all the half-price tickets were sold out. Sux. Anyway, if you're in or around LA on September 28th, you should go! I'm going! Ticket link.
Bonnie's Brush With Death
The family was staying at Brian's aunt's house and in the middle of night Bonnie went for a secret midnight ice cream run to the garage. During the secret operation, she tripped on a crazy thick spider web. When she was on the ground she was face to face with a real angry black widow. Bonnie alerted Brian, but the spider got away and probably hung out with them for the rest of their stay. And Bonnie got her ice cream.
Let's Hang
Man, it's been a LONG time since we've just hung out for a while in the aftershow. Let's do that!
They did that.
They talked about politics for a bit, watched some videos, mentioned that they should talk to Aunty Donna about being on the show when they're in LA, and then officially invited Adam Curry onto the show since apparently he talked on No Agenda about how he wanted to be on Night Attack.
Belt Winner
- Brian, right?
- I feel like this is becoming less of a thing now
Great Quotes
- "James Randi says he'll give them a million dollars if their marriage lasts another week." - Brian as John Stossel
- "Oh Kubo, it looks kinda like a drunk z… I dunno, it's like Asian or something." - Justin talking about Kubo and the Two Strings
- "Uncle Tom's Cabin" - Brian referring to Tom Merritt's house
Fun Facts
- Audio podcast people missed out on like 90% of the Shadow Brian joke. Let's pity them.
Characters
- John Stossel
- Angela from the Northeast
- Portrayed by Bonnie
- Shadow Brian
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