Abraham Thunderdicks
| Abraham Thunderdicks | |
| Number | 77 |
| Broadcast Date | August 11, 2015 |
| Episode Length | 1:08:32 |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
| Guests | Mitzula, Bonnie Brushwood |
Justin is in Las Vegas so we HAVE to gamble. But this ain't one of our usual games with zero stakes, this time around there are serious financial and social consequences!
Contents
Pup-date
Remember the Puppy? Well in the preshow, Brian mentioned that they have picked out a puppy and he thinks he has another owner to share the puppy with. As of right now, the plan is for just Scam Stuff operations to be moved over to the puppy with all the streaming stuff staying in Brian's house. So it's not a crazy clubhouse puppy. However, since they might be able to rent the puppy from another person, Brian will be able to move out and get a REAL puppy in a year or two.
Cold Open
Justin wrote a pre-novelization
Google Is Called Alphabet Now?! CRAZY!
So this week Google did some business stuff and they changed their name. It's kinda boring. It's not like they changed their name to "Thunderdicks".
*Queue five minutes of Thunderdick riffs*
Justin is Still Super Stressed Out
2015 is CRAZY for Justin. So far he has written and performed a one-man show, planned a wedding and launched a successful Kickstarter. Still ahead of him is finishing the wedding planning, and actually getting married. Oh and in the middle of all of this, he was almost constantly traveling the country for the Go Game.
Even though he has some huge hurdles behind him, he's still stressed out. Also Brian mentioned that after his own crazy summer last year, he got a bit depressed when he was done with everything. So Justin has that to look forward to!
Fantastic Four Was Pretty Bad
So Josh Trank's Fantastic Four came out and it's getting universally terrible reviews. In reaction to this Trank has spoken publicly that the studio fucked it all up with reshoots. But at the same time, the rumors of what Trank wanted to do with the movie sound pretty shitty too.
Patreon
The Patreon is at $2132. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.
Hey! Horseboys! This Sunday, Brian and Justin are going to be recording more album tracks. So… get ready to get on skype and watch that shit!
Let's Gamble
So Brian and Justin are going to play a game. If Justin loses, he has to donate $100 to Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign. If Brian loses, he has to donate $100 to Donald Trump Jeb Bush R.L. Stine Herman Cain Jeb Bush.
Here's the game. It's roulette with Scam School or something. Oh, Mitzula is here to explain the rule. They're going to watch the opening to a random Scam School episode and they each have to make bets on four different yes or no conditions for each video.
- Bets
- Spiky hair or no
- Is Brian walking or standing
- Is it day or night
- Web host sponsor or other
Bold bets indicate correct guesses
- Brian
- Spike
- Stand
- Night
- Web host
- Justin
- No Spikes
- Walking
- Day
- Web host
- Justin
- Spikes
- Walking
- Day
- Web host
- Brian
- No spikes
- Walking
- Day
- Web host
- Brian
- Spikes
- Standing
- Night
- Web host
- Justin
- No spikes
- Standing
- Day
- Not a web host
- Brian
- No Spikes
- Standing
- Day
- Web host
- Justin
- Spikes
- Standing
- Night
- Not a web host
- DOUBLE POINTS
- #329
- Brian
- Spikes
- Standing
- Day
- Web host
- Justin
- No spikes
- Walking
- Night
- Not a web host
- TRUMP GETS $100!!!!!!
Diamond Time
- Tales From the Krisp by Krunchy
- Alpha Geek Media Upgrades
- Kinoshita Yuka videos with subtitles by Aphexx
If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!
Movie Draft Chat
- WE'RE NOT LAST! - Justin
- Hey, so Jurassic World made more money than every other competitors total grosses - Brian
- Remember when DTNS was gonna win? - Justin
- Hey, if anyone has Tim League's contact info? He's the guy behind the Alamo Drafthouse and it'd be rad if we got him for the 2015 Winter Movie Draft. - Justin
- JESUS CHRIST THE FUCKING SF DRAFTHOUSE IS TAKING FOREVER TO BE BUILT - Justin
The Contender
Hey guys! The Contender Kickstarter is already over $51,000. They've met all their fundraising goals, but they still have non-monetary goals. You can still help unlock free deck expansions by doing things like making a music remix of the Kickstarter video, filming a Contender campaign ad or playing The Contender at an official presidential library. See all the challengers on their website.
Aftershow
There was a very short aftershow, but Justin's connection was getting frustrating so he dropped off. Then Brian played Hearthstone.
Great Quotes
- "Must be mighty freeing to let your pussy flap in the breeze… Ok I regret that now." - Bonnie in the preshow
- "I heard Thunderdicks came so hard, it made my dog shit itself!" - Justin
Fun Facts
- Fuck Ted Skype
Characters
- Thunderdicks
YouTube
Preshow & Aftershow
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