Cuddle Bear Happy Hour
| Cuddle Bear Happy Hour | |
| Number | 81 |
| Broadcast Date | November 10, 2012 |
| Episode Length | 1:12:12 |
| Hosts | Andrew Mayne, Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
A woman has a strange job. It sparks a statistical argument between Brian and Justin to rival the Presidential Election. A new way to tell if Mars is housing a killer plague sets up a scenario involving precursor aliens and bears on a level you never before seen. The boys discuss the place the Water Bears have their picnic. Also. Star Wars TALK!!!
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Guessing Game
Andrew is thinking of a woman (like he often does), but this woman in particular is named Jackie and she has a very interesting job. Some people would disapprove of this job. She gets paid for this job in which she usually works one-on-one with other people. The job involves touching people however sexual gratification is NOT the intended outcome. She may not have been physically protested, but she has received several strongly worded letters.
It turns out that she is a "Cuddle Artist" in Rochester, New York where she run's "The Snuggery", a place where customers pay $60 to snuggle with other people. The guys think this is a great idea for lonely people to get together and have human contact, however they have a long discussion about how many of the customers are there for sexual reasons.
The guys remember that friend and fan of the show, Rabidbadger lives in the Rochester area. Perhaps we could send him to "The Snuggery" to judge their services.
Spreading Our Seed
There are these little organisms called Water Bears that are able to survive in the vacuum of space. So what if we just sent out a ton of these guys into space and aimed them at other planets to try and spread life. WHAT IF THAT'S HOW WE GOT ON EARTH!?
Cuddle Artist Part II
In this scenario, Bonnie doesn't like that her daughters have a magician for a father, so Brian is forced to become a cuddle artist. Andrew asks how much Brian would charge for this service and he settled at about the same rate as a massage. Justin thought that this was a ridiculously low rate and was shocked to find out that "The Snuggery"s rates are very reasonably priced.
Star Wars Episode VII
It's huge news, everyone has been talking about it; Disney bought Lucasfilms and now owns the rights to Star Wars with Episode VII planned to be released in 2015. Brian, Andrew and Justin are all incredibly excited about this development. They point out how Disney's acquisitions of Pixar and Marvel went, and argue that this is the best thing to happen to Star Wars in nearly 30 years.
If you want to hear more about their opinions on the future of Star Wars, they had a discussion about recasting Star Wars about a month and a half prior to this announcement. Video.
And if you REALLY hate Brian Brushwood, then do I have a video for you! Just after the Disney/Star Wars announcement Justin and Andrew recorded their own discussion. Video.
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Great Quotes
- "Hello, welcome to 'Brian's House of Completely Non-Sexual Cuddling, We Swear'." -Justin
Fun Facts
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- Joeseph Sernell
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| Preceded by: "Gary and The Weasel" |
Cuddle Bear Happy Hour |
Followed by: "Do You Really Believe" |