Dead, Angry Birds
| Dead, Angry Birds | |
| Number | 29 |
| Broadcast Date | January 12, 2011 |
| Episode Length | 1:19:37 |
| Hosts | Andrew Mayne, Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
President Justin frantically tries to cover up an impending alien visit while science staffer Andrew blabs to the Russian press. Spiro and The Fudge attempt to solve the massive, simultaneous bird deaths in Arkansas. The trio debates the merits of resurrecting a defeated race of human ancestors.
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Straight Cold Busted Part 2
Andrew begins the show by asking his co-hosts if they believe that the government is actively trying to cover up potential news stories. Justin, having worked at a newspaper in the past, says that absolutely that happens. He explains that in many cases, sources will confirm one part of a story as long as the reporters agree not to print another part of the story. Then Andrew talks about how CNN admitted that in order to stay in Iraq to report, they had to agree to not report everything that they wanted to, or else be thrown out of the country.
After they all agree that the government is keeping secrets from the public, Andrew brings us into the first scenario.
Scientist Andrew Mayne comes to the White House to meet with Dr. Professor Brian Brushwood PhD OBE/GYN, the Science advisor to President Young. Andrew shows Brian some pictures of some fuzzy blobs that were spotted just outside the orbit of Pluto. He explains that these three objects are not traveling in a natural manner. All signs point to them being powered spacecraft coming towards Earth.
Once he gets all the information he needs, Brian asks for some privacy and goes to meet with President Young in the Oval Office. After greeting each other very unprofessionally and reminiscing about the days when they hosted stupid shows on the internet, Brian gets down to business. He shows President Young the pictures and neither of them seem to be very impressed. The President asks at what point other people will find out about these objects. Brian, not knowing the answer, stammers but is saved by the eavesdropping Andrew. Andrew whispers to Brian that they objects will get here in 2012. Brian thanks him quietly, but , feeling the need to impress his long-time friend and President, he yells at Andrew for interrupting them. Brian walks back over to the President and relays the news to him. The president then asks when all of the science nerds will be able to detect these supposed ships. Pretending to hear a knock, Brian walks over and opens the door to consult with Andrew again. After a few seconds, Brian comes back to report that they have till 2012 until anybody will detect the ships, so its all good.
Unfortunately, at this point, President Young realizes who Brian has been talking to. Years earlier, Andrew had made numerous campaign ads for Justin. While trying to be helpful, Andrew's ads just did more harm than good. One of the ads said that Justin only drinks milk from a goat's teat. Luckily, Brian convinces the President that he was only talking to his science advisor, Andy Maynard.
Now that all of the details are figured out, President Young comes up with a plan to just start beaming all sorts of crap up to the aliens. He wants to send out movies, radio, podcasts and all other types of media at them, maybe even shoot some CDs and 8-tracks their way, so they know that we are here.
Now we are sent back a few hours into the past, just before Andrew tells Brian about the fuzzy blobs.
Brian walks into Andrews office, but Andrew is on the phone with his friend Sergei. "It's really really friggin' cool! It's gonna come here in like 2012!" Andrew explains so Sergei. "Yeah you can print that. Alright, yeah... so there it is, pretty big deal-- alien spaceship. Who knew?" Andrew hangs up the phone and turns his attention to Brian
Brian wants to know what Andrew wanted to talk to him about. Andrew tells him about the spaceship and says "I just got done telling me friend Sergei, he works at this Russian newspaper." Brian is appalled that Andrew would leak this information.
Now back to reality. Russian newspaper, Pravda, reported recently "Three Giant Spaceships to Attack Earth in 2012?"
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