Five Foot Arm

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Five Foot Arm
Number 215
Broadcast Date January 28, 2014
Episode Length 1:18:57
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests Sarah Lane

Sarah Lane makes her triumphant return to the show to give you the latest headlines, solve your pr0blems and help you win money during the Super Bowl. Then Justin releases a new card game that will ruin your friendships.

Contents

Opening Video

Greatest Home Run Call

Body Rap

Brian and Bonnie found a game/musical instrument from the 80s called the Body Rap. You strap all these buttons to your body to make some of that crazy rap music! Unfortunately there was acid all over it and it didn't work.

NSFW: Your Source for the Most Relevant News Since 1975

12 Sided Drudgenator

Studies suggest that the NSFW show is the NUMBER ONE source for news! In key demographics So Brian and Justin activated their patented 12-Sided Drudgenator involving two 12-sided dice and DrudgeReport.com.

ProXPN

Go to ProXPN.com/TWiT and use the code "NSFW" to get 20% off the lifetime of your account. That's less than $5 per month!

Pr0blem Solverz

The Pr0blem Solverz gang has been reunited! In the world's only "call-OUT" advice show, Brian, Justin and Sarah give terrible(?) advice to those who need it.


Pr0blems
  • Not Ryan Alcott - This person drank 3 bottles of wine in 2.5 hours while on a Google Hangout with other people from Chatrealm. This person may have said some things that could be construed as hateful or racist. How can this person keep the other Chatrealmers quiet?
  • She is lonely and created an eHarmony account, but she "accidentally" set her account up as a woman looking for another woman. She started talking to a nice lady and they're getting together soon, but the problem is she isn't actually a lesbian.
  • His professor posts half of the lecture notes in cyrillic.
  • Their college roommate vanished the other night and now they have an entire double room to themselves. What should they do with all this room?
  • His workmate accused them of doing something that he knows for a fact that he didn't do. How can they retaliate and make this guy's life a living hell?
  • He has a girlfriend for the first time in years. Now, he can't watch NSFW because his girlfriend wants to have SEX! What a bitch!

Ting

Head over to NSFW.Ting.com and you can get $25 your first phone purchase.

Super Bowl Prop Bets

The Super Bowl is the most bet upon event of the year, and we have some prop bets for your own Super Bowl party.

  • Friend of a friend utters something racist (+200)
  • Someone passes out drunk before halftime (+100)
  • Girl mentions three (3) times during the halftime show that she wants to bang Bruno Mars (+200)
  • Person who is too young to remember who the Red Hot Chili Peppers are is at the party (+400)
  • The guy who eats all of the wings and nothing else (+400)
  • The wing guy being you (+500)

Squarespace

Go to Squarespace.com for a 14-day free trial and use the offer code "NSFW1" to get 10% off your first order.

Dispatch from the Front

Friend of the show Tay Allyn tweeted a picture of herself in a Chatrealm t-shirt during the show.

Who does nobody like?

Justin and his friend John Teasdale created a card game based on "True Colors". You can download and print out the cards yourself by going to Bit.ly/nofriendsgame. It's meant to ruin your friendships.


From the official instructions:

"At the beginning of each round, each player draws a Question Card and reads it out loud.

From your stack of Color Cards, chose the color that corresponds to the person who most fits the question and put it in your Envelope.

Once everyone has answered their question, everyone passes their Envelope and the Question Card to the left.

Answer the question you received in the same fashion.

Once the question you started out with gets back to you, predict whose color is in the envelope the most. If you are correct, you score a point.

You can earn two points by predicting that ALL of the cards are a certain color. However, if there is any card that is not the color you specify, you get no points.

First to 10... wins?"


Great Quotes

  • "Yes, we're all comfortable with how the Japanese treat their sexuality." - Justin
  • "Woah I lost my bra! I didn't even love him!" - Sarah
  • "... if someone complimented how good the blacks are." - Brian

Fun Facts

  • There were a decent number of political references during the show because the "State of the Union" address was going on at the same time.

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Preceded by:
"Think About the Killdren" 		Five Foot Arm
 Followed by:
"Hacking the Plebeians"
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