Oh, Be-Hayes!
| Oh, Be-Hayes! | |
| Number | 163 |
| Broadcast Date | April 4, 2017 |
| Episode Length | 1:16:37 |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
| Guests | Bonnie Brushwood |
Everyone's back in their own studios this week as Justin tries to explain wrestling to the uninformed and attempts to convince every demographic on why they'll enjoy it. Will he succeed? Bryce has another game for us, but will we turn into Fools because of it? Plus, turns out Pepsi wanted to #JointheConversation the whole time.
Contents
Cold Open
Brian blinded some helicopters with some insulations one time.
Why Do You Like Professional Wrestling?
So, Justin made the trip down to Florida for some wrestling matches at Wrestlemania. Justin wants to sell professional wrestling to everyone, because he's been trying to explain why he loves wrestling to his friends and family. Here are some examples from the chatroom:
- Romance: These guys are in shape!
- Evangelicals: You'll pray to God to see them taken down.
- Millennials: Back to a time when people fought each other.
- Cops: There's so much Pepsi at these events.
Bonnie noticed that wrestling seems to be on a resurgence because she saw lots of tweets on her Twitter.
Pepsi Commercial #JointheConversation
Pepsi released this new commercial with Kendall Jenner in it. It sort of capitalizes on current trends of civil un-rest, a "Black Lives Matter" like protest, if you will. Kendall Jenner is busy being pretty for a photoshoot when she gets interrupted by this protest where you see signs from people marching such as Peace and Love and oh, one that says Join the Conversation. You mean, #JointheConversation, right? Kendall goes through a transformation where she becomes part of the protest and proceeds to give a Pepsi to what are clearly not real cops. Turns out Pepsi has solved all racism once and for all, yeah!
Brian Went on a Podcast
Brian went on a podcast this week. What's a podcast again? Eh, they'll never catch on. Anyway, Brian was interviewed on a show called Matt and Mattingly's Ice Cream Social with the two hosts Matt Donnelly and Paul Mattingly for two full hours. It should be out next week, so be watching for that!
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BEN FRANKLIN! BEN FRANKLIN! NSFWBEN! BEN FRANKLIN! BEN FRANKLIN! BEN FRANKLIN!
PETER SEVERANCE! PETER SEVERANCE! PETER SEVERANCE! PETER SEVERANCE!
Fools or Fake
Bryce is back again with a new game for the boys to play. April Fools Day, aka, April 1, was just a few days ago, and Bryce compiled a list of April Fools' from various companies. However, Bryce is crafty with words and threw in some April Fools pranks that weren't real, and it's up to the boys to figure out whether the April Fools prank in question is a real fool or if Bryce made it up and it's fake. Is it Fools or Fake?
- PetCo announced "DooDoo Drone," a location-enabled service for picking up your animals waste.
- Brian's guess: Real
- Justin's guess: Real
- Answer
- Both are correct!
- Pringles announced "Pringle-Face," a photo filter app that scans your faces and overlays the perfect duck-lips on top: two Pringles on top of each other.
- Justin's guess: Real
- Brian's guess: Fake
- Answer
- Brian is correct!
- KFC announced "The Bucket," a voice enabled smart device allows you to place KFC orders for delivery, disable cell signal during dinner time, and order popcorn chicken for movie night.
- Brian's guess: Real
- Justin's guess: Real
- Answer
- Both are correct!
- Jim Beam announced Jim Bean Kentucky Straight Beans, aged one day.
- Justin's guess: Fake
- Brian's guess: Fake
- Answer
- No one is correct.
- Motorola announced "Phrone," a phone with built-in drone arms for effortless selfies. Just toss and smile.
- Brian's guess: Fake
- Justin's guess: Real
- Answer
- Brian is correct!
- Progressive announced "Red Planet Protection," a life insurance policy for Mars. Covers meteorites, dust storms, and alien threats.
- Justin's guess: Fake
- Brian's guess: Real
- Answer
- Brian is correct!
- SCS Software announced "Autonomous Truck Simulator," a future-minded game sim that puts you behind the not-wheel of the coming industrial disruption. It's not driving, it's being driven.
- Brian's guess: Fake
- Justin's guess: Real
- Answer
- Brian is correct!
- Burger King announced a Whopper-flavored toothpaste for "Whopper-fresh breath." Includes anticavity beef technology.
- Justin's guess: Real
- Brian's guess: Fake
- Answer
- Justin is correct!
- Pampers announced "Diaper Rush," a diaper delivery service combining diaper ordering and used diaper recycling efforts.
- Brian's guess: Fake
- Justin's guess: Real
- Answer
- Brian is correct!
- Crackle announced "Comedians in Cars Getting You," a ride-sharing feature for their video streaming app that pairs riders with accomplished local comedians.
- Brian's guess: Fake
- Justin's guess: Real
- Answer
- Brian is correct!
- Brian wins the game!
Final Score: Brian: 10,007 | Justin: 3
Diamond Time
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Movie Draft Chat
Boss Baby way outperformed and Power Rangers was a good buy.
Aftershow
Hey, C. Robert Cargill joined us in the aftershow to talk about upcoming movies and the possible upcoming WGA strike.
Great Quotes
Fun Facts
- This is the first time Justin has rocked only a beard on Night Attack, it's in preparation for his new card game.
Characters
- None.
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| Preceded by: "Dos Amigos Blancos (w/ Tom Merritt)" |
Oh, Be-Hayes! |
Followed by: "Chrome Extensions and Chill (w/ Wil Harris)" |