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   hosts  = [[Brian Brushwood]], [[Justin Robert Young]], [[Owen JJ Stone]], [[Chad Johnson]], [[Brett Rounsaville]]}}
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  guests = [[Owen JJ Stone]], [[Chad Johnson]], [[Brett Rounsaville]]}}


In this episode of NSFW, we play Guess the Hate, it's the return of Blitz Quiz, and [[Chad Johnson]] learns that Slackjawed does not mean racist.
In this episode of NSFW, we play Guess the Hate, it's the return of Blitz Quiz, and [[Chad Johnson]] learns that Slackjawed does not mean racist.
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===Opening Video===
===Opening Video===
The episode opened with a video by [http://www.viddler.com/explore/SfxPryde/videos/3/ SfxPryde]. She hopes that NSFW fans will help her win her Hooters Halloween Costume contest.
The episode opened with a video by [http://www.viddler.com/explore/SfxPryde/videos/3/ SfxPryde]. She hopes that NSFW fans will help her win her Hooters Halloween Costume contest.


===Guess the Hate===
===Guess the Hate===
Ohdoctah reads a hate comment on iTunes. Justin and Brian try to guess which podcast is receiving the hate.  
Ohdoctah reads a hate comment on iTunes. Justin and Brian try to guess which podcast is receiving the hate.  


'''"Sure she's hot. But ultimately this podcast is a waste of time."'''
'''"Sure she's hot. But ultimately this podcast is a waste of time."'''
*Naked News
*Naked News
*Web Alert
*Webb Alert
*Hot for Words  
*Hot for Words  
**Brian: Web Alert
**Brian: Webb Alert
**Justin: Hot for Words
**Justin: Hot for Words
'''Correct Answer : Hot for Words'''
'''Correct Answer : Hot for Words'''
----
----
'''"Yeah - some people have accidents. It’s a wee bit cute. It doesn’t warnt an entire podcast, let alone movies and live shows."'''
'''"Yeah - some people have accents. It’s a wee bit cute. It doesn’t warrant an entire podcast, let alone movies and live shows."'''
*Fly to the Concords
*Flight of the Conchords
*Scott Mills Daily
*Scott Mills Daily
*Russel Radio Show
*Russell Brand Radio Show
**Brian: Fly to the Concords
**Brian: Flight of the Conchords
**Justin: Russel Radio Show
**Justin: Russell Brand Radio Show
'''Correct Answer: Russel Radio Show'''
'''Correct Answer: Russell Brand Radio Show'''
----
----
'''"Everyone was like “OMG this podcast is funny” I got the podcast and guess what: it wasn’t funny. It doesn’t even compare to strong bag it was pointless and not funny at all."'''
'''"Everyone was like “OMG this podcast is funny” I got the podcast and guess what it wasn’t funny. It doesn’t even compare to strong bag it was pointless and not funny at all."'''
*Onion News Network
*Onion News Network
*Ask Ohdoctah
*Ask Ohdoctah
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'''Correct Answer: Ask a Ninja'''
'''Correct Answer: Ask a Ninja'''
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----
'''"Pointless laughters. Pointless conversations among themselves. Total crap. You need to seriously look at your life and check into a doctor if your into this."'''
'''"Pointless laughters. Pointless conversations among themselves. Total crap. You need to seriously look at your life and check into a doctor if you're into this."'''
*ROFL
*ROFL
*Comedy Death Ray Radio
*Comedy Death Ray Radio
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**Brian: Never Not Funny
**Brian: Never Not Funny
**Justin: Comedy Death Ray Radio
**Justin: Comedy Death Ray Radio
'''Correct Answer: Never Not Funny'''
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'''"So show some restraint and let people finish what they have to say. Your mouth is to close to the mic. Is your next movie “Super Dumb Me” where your film crew follows you around?"'''
'''"So show some restraint and let people finish what they have to say. Your mouth is too close to the mic. Is your next movie “Super Dumb Me” where your film crew follows you around?"'''
*Film Riot
*Film Riot
*Film Volt
*Film Volt
*Doug loves Movies
*Doug Loves Movies
'''Correct Answer: N/A'''
**Brian: Doug Loves Movies
**Justin: Doug Loves Movies
'''Correct Answer: Doug Loves Movies'''
----
----
'''"I want my three minutes back. I didn’t even finish watching the video. I still want them back."'''
'''"I want my three minutes back. I didn’t even finish watching the video. I still want them back."'''
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'''Correct Answer: Smosh Videos'''
'''Correct Answer: Smosh Videos'''
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'''"Come on. There’s so much funiner stuff thatn this like 4chan ( NSFW), Encyclopedia Dramatica (also NSFW). Seriously learn to internet."'''
'''"Come on. There’s so much funnier stuff than this like 4chan (NSFW), Encyclopedia Dramatica (also NSFW). Seriously learn to internet."'''
*Dr. Tran
*Dr. Tran
*Dog tunes
*Dog tunes
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'''Correct Answer: Dr. Tran
'''Correct Answer: Dr. Tran


===Minecraft===
Chat creates [[Bonearth]] in [[Minecraft]]. Chad gives a tour. Buildings include: Ohdoctah's clinic, 105.9 The Cat, BBpedia archive, Monument of TWiT, Church of Horseboy, Jury's Jubagel Empire, and more. He has problems keeping himself from Dying In A Fire.


===I Said What?===
===Blitz Quiz===
Next, Brian and Justin asked long time listeners/viewers to go "back in time" and pick random lines from random episodes. Justin and Brian would then compete to guess who said that line.
Brian and Justin call listeners to ask them about current events in their Blitz Quiz.
 
'''"There's a lot of gaybow crossfire going on."'''
*Brian: Justin
*Justin: Brian
'''Correct Answer : Ep 26 "[[We Are All Going to Hell]]" - Justin Robert Young'''
----
----
'''"This is our darkest moment."'''
The first Chilean miner was rescued after being underground for how many days? (Answer: 69)
*Brett: Justin
'''Brett Loses'''
*Justin: Brian
*Brian: Justin
Which President signed the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy into law? (Answer: Clinton)
'''Correct Answer - Ep 34 "[[The Scream Queens vs. Zombie President]]" - Brian'''
'''Brian Wins'''
----
'''"It's as satisfying as I rehearsed it in my head."'''
Which wireless carrier said it would sell Apple’s iPad by the end of the month? (Answer: Verizon)
*Brett: Brian
'''Brett wins'''
*Justin: Brian
*Brian: Brian
Why did more than half a dozen porn studios have to halt filming this week? (Answer: TPIA: an actor was discovered to be HIV positive)
'''Correct Answer - Ep 16 "[[SXSW Guaranteed, Guaranteed]]" - Brian'''
'''Brian loses'''
----
'''"I'm glad we get to bring a different level of maturity to our program."'''
Candidates of which high-profile debates were broadcast everywhere on CNN? (Answer: Delaware)
*Brett: Justin
'''Brett loses'''
*Justin: Justin
*Brian: Justin
Controversy surrounded Brett Favre. How many pictures of his penis did he text to a female employee of his footy-ball organization? (Answer: 3)
'''Correct Answer - Ep - 1 "[[Name That Autocomplete (episode)|Name That Autocomplete]]" - Justin Robert Young'''
'''Brian loses'''
----
'''What an asshole I am.'''
Which celebrity couple did not announce a separation last week? (Answer: Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher)
*Brett: Justin
'''Brett wins'''
*Justin: Brian
*Brian: Justin
Kuhan didn’t answer. '''Brian loses.'''
'''Correct Answer - Ep 38 - "[[Cat Trash Fever]]" - Justin Robert Young'''
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The representative of what fringe party stole the show at last night’s NY debate? (Answer: The "Rent Is Too Damn High" Party)
'''Hey its New Zealand. Who cares?'''
*Justin: Justin
*Brian: Brian
'''Correct Awnser - Ep 41 - "[[Scott Johnson vs. The World]]" - Justin Robert Young'''
 
===Don't Get Brodied===
Brian and Justin asks listeners to call in telling them a story. If it is interesting enough, they might not get brodied and possibly win.
 
'''First''' - *chickened out*
 
'''Second''' - "I went to a Met's game last night" - Brodied
 
'''Third''' - "Human blockhead, coach puked" - Not Brodied
 
'''Fourth''' - *FAIL* - Brodied
 
'''Fifth''' - Brodied
 
'''Sixth''' - 'Hello?" - Brodied
 
'''Seventh''' *Caller hung up. Brian called back. FAIL* - Brodied
 
'''Eighth''' (same as third) - "I did a trick, guy puke up...." (says slowly) - Brodied
 
'''Ninth''' - "At Panera Bread, a man walks in with his entire desktop with dual monitors." - Brodied
 
'''Tenth''' - *He doesn't even DESERVE the "brode", for not talking*
 
'''Eleventh''' - "I went to a panel for Walking Dead at Comic Con, saw Michael Rooker." - Brodied
 
'''Twelfth''' - Same as 3nd and 8th - Brodied
 
'''Thirteenth''' - jumbled - A story about pulled pork? - Brodied
 
'''Fourteenth''' - Coworker dropped some boxes... - Brodied
 
'''Fifteenth''' - Brodied
 
'''Sixteenth''' - Caught pneumonia and had to play an entire show with pneumonia.


'''Seventeenth''' - One time... - Brodied
*Happybando didn’t take the call at first. Brian calls, he answers. '''Brett Wins'''
 
'''Eighteenth''' - Party at a college, i got drunk. We start looking around and start noticing a ton of dudes making out. Two girls started to strip me down. Someone screamed *DO IT* put on my clothes. Person who owns it starts screaming "You ruined my party" - Brodied
 
'''Nineteenth''' - Took blankets from motel room while the lady was gone. - Brodied
 
'''Twentieth''' - Same as 2, 8, 12 - Having a fire and brother pissing on it. Brother pushed him on the log and he had knocked his teeth out. - Not Brodied
 
'''Twenty-First''' - I went to college. Big frat party. I ended up shitting on friends car. - Brodied
 
'''Twenty-Second''' - I opened up a jar with ONE HAND! - Brodied
 
'''Twenty Third''' - I was drunk one night. My roommates were trying to blow up the thin balloons. I can't blow this up by hand. I find one of those chili sauce things and I pumped it up with that. It blows up everywhere. Gets into my eyes. I was screaming. - '''EPIC WIN'''
 
'''Twenty Fourth''' - In physics and we had a party. Star Trek vs Star Wars. Someone went to liquor store and dressed up and bought liquor. - Brodied
 
'''Twenty Fifth''' - Was at a LAN party and got drunk. I thought I was going to die and called me a little pussy. - Brodied
 
'''Twenty Sixth''' - I ruined this girl's life by going to her photocopy work. Took a photo of my jubagel. And next day she got fired for having pictures of jubagels in her trash. - Not Brodied
 
'''Twenty Seventh''' - I'M BLACK YA'LL
 
'''Twenty Eighth''' - You guys keep me a wake at night when you tweet me. I am the guy you're tweeting from [[Squarespace]]. I'm the sponsor. You are ridiculous. This is the first time I've participated. We appreciate you guys, and we love you. Hopefully, I'll come on to the actual show sometime. - EPIC WINNESS - ALL HAIL SQUARESPACE - NEW CHAMPION!! YAY!
 
===Squarespace's Will Be Done===
After Mark, from Squarespace, placed the call, Brian asked him what he wanted hundreds of people to tweet. He said "I want them to tell the truth if they have pants on or not. Use the hashtag [[pantscheck (hashtag)|#pantscheck]]."
 
He spoke, his wish came true.


===Sponsor===
===Sponsor===
'''[[Squarespace]]'''
None.
 
[[Justin]] starts off talking about how he will start his "Jury's Jubagel Empire" business website on Squarespace and how he will get 10% off his website, for life. He will then use his new website to slander his competition, saying that they are all anti-Semitic. [[Brian]] joins in and mentions "When your Jubagels take off and they talk about it on [[TWiT]],  it won't crash the server."
 
Brian will send you signed stickers if you send him a screenshot of you using Squarespace.
 
Use promo code '''NSFW''' to get 10% the lifetime of your account.  


==New Champion! Woo!==
==New Champion! Woo!==
* [[Mark Burstiner]] for being totally awesome!
* Happybando for answering the phone, even though he said he wouldn't.


==Great Quotes==
==Great Quotes==
:"Do you ever find yourself surrounded by dead hookers?" -Brian as Leo
 


==Adobeshops==
==Adobeshops==
[[:Category:Pants Check (Adobeshops)|View the gallery]]
[[:Category:Cavalcade of "Stars" (Adobeshops)|View the gallery]]


==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
* This was [[Brett Rounsaville]]'s 10th (video) appearance on [[NSFW]].
* Contrary to popular belief and the overwhelming evidence during the [[Bonearth]] tour, [[OMG Chad]] is ''NOT'' cajun.
* In the [[after show]], Brett showed off a new Rounsa case called "Vince".


==YouTube==
==YouTube==
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===Preshow===
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===Episode===
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===Aftershow===
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==Links==
==Links & Downloads==
* [http://twit.tv/nsfw45 TWiT Episode Archive]
* '''Video:''' [https://archive.org/download/NSFW_46/nsfw0046_h264b_864x480_500.mp4 480p MP4]
* [http://wiki.twit.tv/wiki/NSFW_45 TWiT Wiki]
* '''Audio:''' [https://archive.org/download/NsfwShowAudio/Nsfw46-TheCavalcadeOfStars.mp3 MP3] [https://archive.org/download/NsfwShowAudio/Nsfw46-TheCavalcadeOfStars.ogg OGG]
* [http://nsfwshow.com/episodes NSFW Episode Archive]
* '''Torrent''' links can be found in the following article: [[NSFW#Download]]


{{Succession box|
{{Succession box|
preceded =My Phone Blew Up with Jibberish|
preceded =Pantscheck|
followed        =Coming soon!}}
followed        =Glee: Rhymes with Erminal}}

Latest revision as of 20:48, 14 October 2014

Cavalcade of "Stars"
Number 46
Broadcast Date October 19, 2010
Episode Length 57:26
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests Owen JJ Stone, Chad Johnson, Brett Rounsaville

In this episode of NSFW, we play Guess the Hate, it's the return of Blitz Quiz, and Chad Johnson learns that Slackjawed does not mean racist.

Contents

Opening Video

The episode opened with a video by SfxPryde. She hopes that NSFW fans will help her win her Hooters Halloween Costume contest.

Guess the Hate

Ohdoctah reads a hate comment on iTunes. Justin and Brian try to guess which podcast is receiving the hate.

"Sure she's hot. But ultimately this podcast is a waste of time."

  • Naked News
  • Webb Alert
  • Hot for Words
    • Brian: Webb Alert
    • Justin: Hot for Words

Correct Answer : Hot for Words

"Yeah - some people have accents. It’s a wee bit cute. It doesn’t warrant an entire podcast, let alone movies and live shows."

  • Flight of the Conchords
  • Scott Mills Daily
  • Russell Brand Radio Show
    • Brian: Flight of the Conchords
    • Justin: Russell Brand Radio Show

Correct Answer: Russell Brand Radio Show

"Everyone was like “OMG this podcast is funny” I got the podcast and guess what: it wasn’t funny. It doesn’t even compare to strong bag it was pointless and not funny at all."

  • Onion News Network
  • Ask Ohdoctah
  • Ask a Ninja
    • Brian: Ask a Ninja
    • Justin - Ask a Ninja

Correct Answer: Ask a Ninja

"Pointless laughters. Pointless conversations among themselves. Total crap. You need to seriously look at your life and check into a doctor if you're into this."

  • ROFL
  • Comedy Death Ray Radio
  • Never Not Funny
    • Brian: Never Not Funny
    • Justin: Comedy Death Ray Radio

Correct Answer: Never Not Funny

"So show some restraint and let people finish what they have to say. Your mouth is too close to the mic. Is your next movie “Super Dumb Me” where your film crew follows you around?"

  • Film Riot
  • Film Volt
  • Doug Loves Movies
    • Brian: Doug Loves Movies
    • Justin: Doug Loves Movies

Correct Answer: Doug Loves Movies

"I want my three minutes back. I didn’t even finish watching the video. I still want them back."

  • Friday Night Cranks
  • Jake and Amir
  • Smosh Videos
    • Brian: Smosh Videos
    • Justin: Jake and Amir

Correct Answer: Smosh Videos

"Come on. There’s so much funnier stuff than this like 4chan (NSFW), Encyclopedia Dramatica (also NSFW). Seriously learn to internet."

  • Dr. Tran
  • Dog tunes
  • The Six Pack
    • Brian: Dr. Tran
    • Justin: Dr. Tran

Correct Answer: Dr. Tran

Minecraft

Chat creates Bonearth in Minecraft. Chad gives a tour. Buildings include: Ohdoctah's clinic, 105.9 The Cat, BBpedia archive, Monument of TWiT, Church of Horseboy, Jury's Jubagel Empire, and more. He has problems keeping himself from Dying In A Fire.

Blitz Quiz

Brian and Justin call listeners to ask them about current events in their Blitz Quiz.

The first Chilean miner was rescued after being underground for how many days? (Answer: 69) Brett Loses

Which President signed the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy into law? (Answer: Clinton) Brian Wins

Which wireless carrier said it would sell Apple’s iPad by the end of the month? (Answer: Verizon) Brett wins

Why did more than half a dozen porn studios have to halt filming this week? (Answer: TPIA: an actor was discovered to be HIV positive) Brian loses

Candidates of which high-profile debates were broadcast everywhere on CNN? (Answer: Delaware) Brett loses

Controversy surrounded Brett Favre. How many pictures of his penis did he text to a female employee of his footy-ball organization? (Answer: 3) Brian loses

Which celebrity couple did not announce a separation last week? (Answer: Demi Moore & Ashton Kutcher) Brett wins

Kuhan didn’t answer. Brian loses.

The representative of what fringe party stole the show at last night’s NY debate? (Answer: The "Rent Is Too Damn High" Party)

  • Happybando didn’t take the call at first. Brian calls, he answers. Brett Wins

None.

New Champion! Woo!

  • Happybando for answering the phone, even though he said he wouldn't.

Great Quotes

Adobeshops

View the gallery

Fun Facts

  • Contrary to popular belief and the overwhelming evidence during the Bonearth tour, OMG Chad is NOT cajun.

YouTube

Preshow

Episode

Aftershow

Links & Downloads


Preceded by:
"Pantscheck" 		Cavalcade of "Stars"
 Followed by:
"Glee: Rhymes with Erminal"
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