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Number	93
Broadcast Date	December 1, 2015
Episode Length	1:36:04
Hosts	Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests	Bonnie Brushwood

We get a payoff to the Bunchems debacle, we hang out with Fred Schneider from The B-52's and read some EXTREMELY offensive phrases that people have had to apologize for.

Contents

Cold Open

Brian's Work Song (Steven Cogswell Remix)

The Great Bunchems Debacle: Part 2

Last week, Bonnie told the story about how these little demon toys called Bunchems got stuck in Penny and her friend's hair. The story got picked up by the Wall Street Journal and Good Morning America came to their house for an interview. In the two-hour interview, Bonnie attempted to flash the Diamond Club symbol, but she didn't know if it would make the final cut.

Well the segment aired on Black Friday. The segment featured about 5 seconds of that sit-down interview, AND IT WAS THE MOMENT SHE FLASHED THE <>! There's also a shot of Bonnie removing a Bunchem from Penny's hair, but before you ask, NO, she didn't intentionally get one stuck in her daughter's hair just for the TV segment. Penny got a Bunchem stuck in her hair by accident while the camera crew was in the house. Oh, also Brian threw one in her hair too. What an asshole.

Watch the segment here

Ya Ever Hang Out with Fred Schneider from The B52's?

Brian and Justin really enjoy improvising songs as Fred Schneider (ya know, the guy who yells "LOVE SHACK BABY!").

Brian is Going to Perform at a Ladies Club

Brian got a call from a ladies club down the street to give a talk. They asked "were you planning on charging us?" No, it's fine. "Oh and we don't want you to do any of your magic stuff, we want more of a talk. Like about hacking. By the way, will Hacking the System be back on the air?" Uhh… well Brian and Jason are talking and they're deciding what the best plan moving forward is. In other words, NOPE!

So yeah, finally confirmation from Brian that there are no plans to bring back Hacking the System.

Bunchem Stuck!

On last week's aftershow, Brian and Justin did an acapella version of AC/DC's Thunderstruck, but about Bunchems. Chatrealm's current favorite songster, Steven Cogswell, put together this remix. It's pretty great.

Patreon

The Patreon is at $1942. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.

Justin promised that if the Patreon gets over $2000 for an extended period of time, he will do an episode with Bunchems in his beard.

Justin Bought Santa A Beard!

After nearly a YEAR of constant nagging from Karl, Justin FINALLY bought Santa a beard.

Apologizes For

A long time ago, Brian talked about his idea for a Google Alert for the phrase "apologizes for" to see all the dumb shit people have had to apologize for. Chatrealmer Higgs_Bosun put together a doc with a bunch of articles that have "apologizes for" in the headline. Brian and Justin each got a list of headlines and the other person had to guess what the person/company was apologizing for.

• Taiwanese restaurant apologizes for the name of one of their dishes
  • The dish was "Long Live the Nazis"

• Malaysia PM apologizes for politician's pro-Hitler World Cup tweet
  • The tweet was "Long Live Hitler"

• United Airlines Sincerely Apologizes for ‘(SPECIFIC EVENT)’ That Happened to ‘(CUSTOMER NAME)’

• Missouri bar owner apologizes for offering "Michael Brown special"

• Minnesota Police Chief Apologizes For Dead Chicken
  • The cop beheaded the kid's chicken

• Krispy Kreme apologizes for 'KKK' doughnut club

• Walmart Apologizes for Advertising ‘Fat Girl Costumes’ on Its Website

• Google engineer apologizes after Photos app tags two black people as gorillas

• Radio Station Apologizes for Letting a DJ Get a Rimjob on the Air

Friendly Recommendation

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Justin sang an old Motown song that talked about Squarespace.

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Mission: ImStosselable

This week Chatrealm, Kevin, sent in his own Mission ImStosselable segment. He did the famous " You Can't Handle the Truth!" scene from A Few Good Men. If you want to do your own Stossel movie scene, record it and send it to [email protected].

Brian Dances On!

Not much of an episode for Brian this week, he just steps forward and eats shit from the judges. Upset with the judges' opinions? Head over to dctv.link/votebrian and VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE. Like vote a billion times.

Diamond Time

• How to Program, Unity Edition
• Zero And 09
• Gamedev Week 3

If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!

Tez, Ev and Blerch Lloyd

A while back we told you about how Blerch's mom, Tez developed a brain tumor and they were taking donations for medical bills. Well the three Australians skyped into the show to give an update on how they're doing. It's benign tumor, but it's still a fuckin brain tumor. Apparently it's a slow tumor, but it's all tangled up in nerves and other important stuff so it's not really worth the risk to try and cut it out right now. She'll keep going in for scans every few months to see how things proceed, she might lose hearing and her face might droop in the meantime. A successful surgery could reverse those symptoms. We all wish Tez and all the Lloyds the best and if you wanna show your love monetarily head, over to bit.ly/blerchdonate.

Movie Draft Chat

• Hey, people are saying good things about Creed - Brian
• Steven Spielberg has seen The Force Awakens three times and he says it could be the biggest movie ever
• If Star Wars opens at $300 million, it's over - Justin
  • No - Brian

Contender Decks Are Shipping! Let's Party!

The Contender Decks are shipping! Justin made this video of himself dancing in front of an American Flag. Much like the Scam Stuff "Double Your Price Sale", Justin will upload all the raw footage from the shoot on his YouTube channel.

Aftershow

This was a nice long aftershow that went past 1 am Austin time.

Brian talked about a dream that he had where he had to dance with buckets taped to his feet. Then he realized he is woefully unprepared for his stage show. Brian gets these kinds of dreams every other week, but the dancing part is relatively new. Justin talked a bit about his own recurring nightmares.

Later, they recorded some lines for a Scam School ad and put a little polish on some of their upcoming Captain Morgan Vines.

Great Quotes

• "Not a chance, baaaabyyyyyy!" - Bonnie to the tune of "Love Shack" talking about whether or not Hacking the System is coming back
• "They're from the UKKK" - Brian explaining why British people don't know about the KKK

Fun Facts

• The preshow featured the most significant tech failures since Episode 51.
• Brian and Justin teased an automobile business deal once again. It's definitely NOOOOOOOOOOOT Toyota. What are they doing with Not Toyota? Idk bro.

Characters

• John Stossel briefly in the preshow and the show
• Fred Schneider in the preshow and the show
• Captain Morgan (aftershow)

YouTube

Preshow & Aftershow

Since Night Attack is directly funded by the viewers, the preshow and aftershow videos are available to Patrons of the show ASAP and freely available 48h after release. If you're not yet a Patron of the show, then go to Patreon.com/NightAttack and pledge ANY amount!

Links

• Preshow Doc
• Night Attack.tv Episode Archive
• Diamond Club Subreddit

Preceded by: "Strongly Agree with Reservations"

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Followed by: "Rated F"