The NSA Knows

The NSA Knows
Number	182
Broadcast Date	June 11, 2013
Episode Length	1:11:52
Hosts	Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young

This week Brian and Justin defend those whom nobody else wants to defend: Microsoft, the NSA and Alex Jones.

Contents

Opening Video

Neil deGrasse Tyson Funks the Universe

Defending Microsoft

A few days earlier at E3, Microsoft's unpopular descisions got them a major beating after Sony revealed that they would not be implementing simliar policies. Brian and Justin, of the firm Young Brushwood (Formerly Brushwood & Young, have hired themselves as Microsoft's new PR people. Their idea is to create a Japanese-style horror movie about how horrible used games are. The government has put DRM on used games and they have installed a "backdoor" to infect all the kids to make them eat fruit, live a healthy life, mock gamers and join congress.

Defending the NSA

So there's this thing called PRISM that allegedly grants the American government access to the servers of pretty much every internet company you can name, in order to track people without a warrant. Obviously, the public is outraged about the NSA knowing what type of pornography we all watch. Brian and Justin suggest that they individually blackmail every American citizen and then perform an elaborate musical titled "The NSA Knows What You Fap To".

The NSA Knows What You Fap To

The NSA knows what you fap to

What you jerk, tug, yank, and whack to

They know about your furry porn

That you fap to every morn'

The NSA knows what you fap to

The NSA knows what you fap to

Your tranny porn and your scat, too

They have your terabytes of pics

Of giant boobs and bigger dicks

The NSA knows what you fap to

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Alex Jones is Crazy... Awesome

Six months earlier, Justin and Brian broke down an interview between Piers Morgan and Alex Jones. Well this time, they are going to break down an Alex Jones appearance on a BBC news program discussing the Bilderberg Conference. It's amazing. Watch the interview here.

After seeing what Alex Jones does yet again, Young Brushwood (Formerly Brushwood & Young) decided to hire Jones to answer all of the questions on behalf of Microsoft regarding the Xbox One.

Summer Movie Draft

Brian thinks Justin will win, and Justin thinks Brian will win. Brian proposed a modified steak bet in which (between he and Justin), the winner would buy the loser a steak.

Summer Music Series

Nope, still nothing.

Belt Winner

None

Great Quotes

• "Oh, he's wrong. RELEASE THE SLURS!" -Justin
• "I got three little letters for ya: O-BA-MA." -Justin
• "GOD DAMN! This guy is British as balls!" -Brian

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Preceded by: "No Hobo"

The NSA Knows

Followed by: "Jeff Ruinum"