Guillotine Leg Drops Can't Melt Steel Beams
Guillotine Leg Drops Can't Melt Steel Beams | |
Number | 78 |
Broadcast Date | August 17, 2015 |
Episode Length | 1:36:19 |
Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
Guests | C. Robert Cargill |
Justin and long-time friend of the show, C. Robert Cargill have made the trip out to Brian's studio for a big ol' episode of talking and wearing offensive shirts.
Contents
Cold Open
Ron Rothstein is there for YOU!
Hey Cargill is Here!
Remember when our close, personal friend C. Robert Cargill and his squeaky chair were on previous incarnations of the show every 3 to 6 months? That was cool. But then he started writing major motion pictures and got all Hollywood. Well after a two and a half year absence he's finally made his return to the Diamond Club. Unfortunately the squeaky chair didn't make the trip out to Brian's studio.
Oh and his second movie, Sinister 2, is out in theaters this week. How neat is that? The guys talked a bit about his experiences in the movie business.
Man. Josh Trank, Right?
So last week we talked about how Josh Trank publicly talked shit about his movie. This week Brian and Justin tried to bait Cargill into trashing Sinister 2 on the show. He didn't take the bait, but it lead to a discussion about Josh Trank and the shit that supposedly went down on the set of Fantastic Four.
Patreon
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Never Forget
Cargill pledged $100 to the Contender Kickstarter and his reward is a very offensive t-shirt. It's a yellow Hulkamania shirt that portrays Hulk Hogan giving "the big boot" to the twin towers with the words "2001 NEVER FORGET" below. Naturally, Cargill put the shirt on and wore it on video for the rest of the show. Nothing bad can ever come of this.
Brian wanted to make a joke out of this shirt on Scam School but earlier in the week he called up Justin to ask how he should go about it. Justin offered the correct advice: don't.
Remember The Bad Romance Video?
Five years earlier in Cargill's first NSFW appearance we released "Star Wars Girl" onto the universe. It was a video of a girl named Melissa lip-syncing to Lady Gaga's Bad Romance. It's a bad video and Cargill still feels bad about pulling the trigger on releasing that video. Watch the moment when they showed the video for the first time.
John Stossel Impression
They tried to do an advertisement, but really it was just Justin and Brian doing John Stossel impressions. It was really good.
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Diamond Time
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DragonCon Prep
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Aftershow
In the aftershow we all looked at Lenny Kravitz's dick. Check it out! Then they had a conversation about an argument Cargill had with Korey Coleman about the N-Word.
Great Quotes
- "The N-word? Can you tell me which one that is?" - Brian
- "Say your prayers, eat your vitamins, 9/11 was an inside job." - Justin
- "Sinister 3: Regrettable T-Shirt" - Mitzula on Twitter
- "Well, I'm in for a spot of raping this evening…" - Justin describing the new Hamburglar
- "You can split your pants and show your Building 7." - Justin in the aftershow
Fun Facts
- Here are the two images that Bryce had on the screen that Cargill needed everyone to see
Characters
- John Stossel
YouTube
Preshow & Aftershow
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Preshow & Aftershow
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