The NSA Knows
| The NSA Knows | |
| Number | 182 |
| Broadcast Date | June 11, 2013 |
| Episode Length | 1:11:52 |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
This week Brian and Justin defend those whom nobody else wants to defend: Microsoft, the NSA and Alex Jones.
Contents
Opening Video
Neil deGrasse Tyson Funks the Universe
Defending Microsoft
A few days earlier at E3, Microsoft's unpopular descisions got them a major beating after Sony revealed that they would not be implementing simliar policies. Brian and Justin, of the firm Young Brushwood (Formerly Brushwood & Young, have hired themselves as Microsoft's new PR people. Their idea is to create a Japanese-style horror movie about how horrible used games are. The government has put DRM on used games and they have installed a "backdoor" to infect all the kids to make them eat fruit, live a healthy life, mock gamers and join congress.
Defending the NSA
So there's this thing called PRISM that allegedly grants the American government access to the servers of pretty much every internet company you can name, in order to track people without a warrant. Obviously, the public is outraged about the NSA knowing what type of pornography we all watch. Brian and Justin suggest that they individually blackmail every American citizen and then perform an elaborate musical titled "The NSA Knows What You Fap To".
- The NSA Knows What You Fap To
- The NSA knows what you fap to
- What you jerk, tug, yank, and whack to
- They know about your furry porn
- That you fap to every morn'
- The NSA knows what you fap to
- The NSA knows what you fap to
- Your tranny porn and your scat, too
- They have your terabytes of pics
- Of giant boobs and bigger dicks
- The NSA knows what you fap to
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Alex Jones is Crazy... Awesome
Six months earlier, Justin and Brian broke down an interview between Piers Morgan and Alex Jones. Well this time, they are going to break down an Alex Jones appearance on a BBC news program discussing the Bilderberg Conference. It's amazing. Watch the interview here.
After seeing what Alex Jones does yet again, Young Brushwood (Formerly Brushwood & Young) decided to hire Jones to answer all of the questions on behalf of Microsoft regarding the Xbox One.
Summer Movie Draft
Brian thinks Justin will win, and Justin thinks Brian will win. Brian proposed a modified steak bet in which (between he and Justin), the winner would buy the loser a steak.
Summer Music Series
Nope, still nothing.
Belt Winner
None
Great Quotes
- "Oh, he's wrong. RELEASE THE SLURS!" -Justin
- "I got three little letters for ya: O-BA-MA." -Justin
- "GOD DAMN! This guy is British as balls!" -Brian
Fun Facts
Adobeshops
YouTube
Preshow
Show
Aftershow
Links
| Preceded by: "No Hobo" |
The NSA Knows |
Followed by: "Jeff Ruinum" |