The Mystery of Monkey Island

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The Mystery of Monkey Island
Number 94
Broadcast Date March 30, 2013
Episode Length 1:07:19
Hosts Andrew Mayne, Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young

Two southerners are getting checks each year from the government for $865 a year. The explanation might break your brain. Andrew explains his current obsession with the real life Monkey Island. Also, his hunt to prove that it not only existed, but the hunt to find the mysterious descendants that might still roam the Southern California wilderness. Is the speed of light a constant? Do we even know what that means? NO! Still, we are blown away. It’s all part of a new Weird Things podcast.

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The US Government is Still Paying for the Civil War

There are two people living in the southern United States getting an $865 check from the government every year. The guys play a guessing game to figure out why these people are getting paid. Guesses included "They run monkeys" and professional dowsers.

Well, after the Civil War, the government gave benefits to war veterans that could be passed down to their children. As of today, there are at least two children of Civil War vets receiving checks still receiving checks from the government. Now, these guys are from North Carolina and Tennessee. I don't know what you know about the American Civil War, but those two states were on the losing end of that war. Apparently the US government extended benefits to veterans of both sides of the war.

The Mystery of Monkey Island

Andrew was in Los Angeles to work on his show, when he discovered some signs for "Monkey Island". He asked around, but everyone said that they thought it was fake. Andrew fired up the Google machine to research further into this mystery. Turns out, Monkey Island was real and it was located on the same piece of land that now houses Joke Productions, the production company behind Don't Trust Andrew Mayne. It opened in the 1950s and had about 500 monkeys. Nobody really knows what happened to it, however a bunch of monkeys escaped and terrorized the locals. Since Andrew was so close to the area, he did a little exploring. All he found was some concrete foundation, but that's proof enough for us that Monkey Island existed.

Is the Speed of Light REALLY Constant?

Ehh… I dunno. Maybe not. Crazy right?!

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Preceded by:
"Blow and Hoe"
The Mystery of Monkey Island
Followed by:
"My Own Private Vigilante Botnet"