Tigris and Euphrates
| Tigris and Euphrates | |
| Number | 104 |
| Broadcast Date | February 16, 2016 |
| Episode Length | TBD |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
| Guests | Bonnie Brushwood |
Everyone is sick, but that doesn't stop us from preparing for our live Night Attack extravaganza at South By Southwest! The Chatrealm comes up with names for new bits that Brian and Justin flesh out for their big live episode in four weeks.
Contents
Cold Open
Rush Limbaugh streams some CS:GO on Twitch
Veronica is (not) Here!
Veronica was supposed to be here, but no matter how much Justin tried to summon her, she was way too sick to make it for the show.
Justin is Here(?)
Hey, Justin's here though. Or is he? He's also super sick and is pretty loopy.
Live Night Attack at SXSW
So there's actually a ton of planning going on for this year's SXSW in Austin. It's in like 3 or 4 weeks, so we're planning like 2 or 3 weeks earlier than we usually do! They're going to do a live Night Attack episode in some theater of some sort some time (probably Saturday, March 12) around SXSW Interactive hopefully with The Possum Posse as their house band. That's pretty neat!
Patreon
The Patreon is at $1537. If you want to become a patron, head on over to Patreon.com/NightAttack.
We Need A New Great Bit
The guys want to do "their best bit" during the live show at SXSW, but they don't want to just do some old bit. The Chatrealm suggested names for new bits and voted for their favorites. Brian and Justin took the top submissions and chose the best new bit by way of a tournament bracket. Brian and Justin made pitches for the various bits and Bonnie chose the winners.
- Round 1
- 2 Guys 1 Mic vs. Name that Taint
- Winner: 2 Guys 1 Mic
- Serialized Historic Tragedies vs. Diamond's Wrath
- Winner: Diamond's Wrath
- 30 Seconds or DIAF vs. Name That Smell
- Winner: 30 Seconds or DIAF
- Chug or Dare vs. The Jews Are...
- Winner: Chug or Dare
- Round 2
- 2 Guys 1 Mic vs. Diamond's Wrath
- Winner: 2 Guys 1 Mic
- 30 Seconds or DIAF vs. Chug or Dare
- Winner: 30 Seconds or DIAF
- Round 3 - FINALS
- 2 Guys 1 Mic vs. 30 Seconds or DIAF
- Winner: 30 Seconds or DIAF
Have suggestions for 30 Seconds or DIAF? Send them in to [email protected]
Failure Lab
So the Friday of SXSW interactive, Brian is doing a talk about success out of failure at an event called Failure Lab. Talib Kweli will be there too.
Justin Takes NyQuil
Justin took NyQuil
Friendly Recommendation
Jesus Christ
Satan's Burgers
Buddah Bucks
Zeus Goose
Zoroaster's Bastards
What'd Ya Think of Deadpool?
Justin really liked Deadpool. Brian thought it was just ok, probably because the audience at the Alamo Drafthouse was real quiet. The guys talked about how Fox has already announced that the next Wolverine movie will be rated R. Like, is that really a good thing? Io9 has an article saying that they expect Fox to announce an R rated Fantastic Four movie. Justin thinks that's a super dumb idea.
Diamond Time
- Help build a home for homeless LGBT youth!
- Precious Metals with Lovely Fridays @ 10 EST
- These guys get drunk and read the Quran
Here's the "fingered in the ass" song they played during Diamond Time
If you want to submit your thing for Diamond Time head over to the weekly Diamond Time post on the DiamondClub subreddit. Instructions on how to format your submission can be found in the post!
Movie Draft Chat
- Tom crushed it. The highest slate ever in the Winter Draft
- It's time to start thinking about the Summer Draft already
Aftershow
Not long into the aftershow, Brian and Justin implied that the aftershow would be pretty short, but they started doing a music video breakdown of Capatin Jack's Captain Jack and quickly got distracted by the theory that Ace of Base is a Neo-Nazi group. There's a whole Cracked.com article about Ace of Base's Nazi ties. To explore this idea, they watched their video for All That She Wants.
Belt Winner
- Brian - He donated $11 "to the gay kids"
Great Quotes
- ""Jesus Christ' will be what you say when you get a taste of Satan's Burgers" - Justin during the "ad"
- "I'm gonna walk down… and have sex with all them cows." - Brian at the very end of the aftershow
Fun Facts
Characters
None
YouTube
TBD
Preshow & Aftershow
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