The Ash

The Ash
Number	23
Broadcast Date	August 21, 2008
Episode Length	9:37
Hosts	Brian Brushwood

Effect: Let an entire cigarette burn without the ash falling.

Revision3 Summary

Secret: Hey Kids! SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU!

But for adults who smoke, here's a way to slowly draw all the attention in the room to you. Insert a long quilting needle into your unlit cigarette. When you light the cigarette, let the ash sit, and in just a few minutes you'll have an ash 2-3 inches long!

Remember, the less you react to this event, the better it'll look. Just act like you'll get around to tapping the ash off any minute...but keep forgetting. How else can you do essentially nothing and get everyone to look over your way?

Sponsor

• The National Campaign Against Drunk Driving

Next Week

Don't forget! Next time, we're actually going to be learning how to keep your milk from expiring by adding just a drop of anti-freeze.

Great Quotes

"Tuck it all the way in there so that you can't see the..." -Brian

"Like a drag queen tucks it all the way in there." -Mateo

Fun Facts

• This is the first episode of Scam School to have the same sponsor as the previous episode.
• Filmed at Rye.
• After the credits is the first in a series of Revision3's Back to School Internet Survival Guides with Kelly Sutton.
• Scam School bloopers follow the Intern Survival Guide.

Links

• Show Notes on Revision3

Preceded by: "Fast and Loose"

The Ash

Followed by: "From the Forums"