Cavalcade of "Stars"
| Cavalcade of "Stars" | |
| Number | 46 |
| Broadcast Date | October 19, 2010 |
| Episode Length | N/A |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young, Owen JJ Stone, Chad Johnson, Brett Rounsaville |
In this episode of NSFW, we play Guess the Hate, it's the return of Blitz Quiz, and Chad Johnson learns that Slackjawed does not mean racist.
Contents
Opening Video
The episode opened with a video by SfxPryde. She hopes that NSFW fans will help her win her Hooters Halloween Costume contest.
Guess the Hate
Ohdoctah reads a hate comment on iTunes. Justin and Brian try to guess which podcast is receiving the hate.
"Sure she's hot. But ultimately this podcast is a waste of time."
- Naked News
- Web Alert
- Hot for Words
- Brian: Web Alert
- Justin: Hot for Words
Correct Answer : Hot for Words
"Yeah - some people have accidents. It’s a wee bit cute. It doesn’t warnt an entire podcast, let alone movies and live shows."
- Fly to the Concords
- Scott Mills Daily
- Russel Radio Show
- Brian: Fly to the Concords
- Justin: Russel Radio Show
Correct Answer: Russel Radio Show
"Everyone was like “OMG this podcast is funny” I got the podcast and guess what it wasn’t funny. It doesn’t even compare to strong bag it was pointless and not funny at all."
- Onion News Network
- Ask Ohdoctah
- Ask a Ninja
- Brian: Ask a Ninja
- Justin - Ask a Ninja
Correct Answer: Ask a Ninja
"Pointless laughters. Pointless conversations among themselves. Total crap. You need to seriously look at your life and check into a doctor if your into this."
- ROFL
- Comedy Death Ray Radio
- Never Not Funny
- Brian: Never Not Funny
- Justin: Comedy Death Ray Radio
"So show some restraint and let people finish what they have to say. Your mouth is to close to the mic. Is your next movie “Super Dumb Me” where your film crew follows you around?"
- Film Riot
- Film Volt
- Doug loves Movies
Correct Answer: N/A
"I want my three minutes back. I didn’t even finish watching the video. I still want them back."
- Friday Night Cranks
- Jake and Amir
- Smosh Videos
- Brian: Smosh Videos
- Justin: Jake and Amir
Correct Answer: Smosh Videos
"Come on. There’s so much funiner stuff thatn this like 4chan ( NSFW), Encyclopedia Dramatica (also NSFW). Seriously learn to internet."
- Dr. Tran
- Dog tunes
- The Six Pack
- Brian: Dr. Tran
- Justin: Dr. Tran
Correct Answer: Dr. Tran
I Said What?
Next, Brian and Justin asked long time listeners/viewers to go "back in time" and pick random lines from random episodes. Justin and Brian would then compete to guess who said that line.
"There's a lot of gaybow crossfire going on."
- Brian: Justin
- Justin: Brian
Correct Answer : Ep 26 "We Are All Going to Hell" - Justin Robert Young
"This is our darkest moment."
- Brett: Justin
- Justin: Brian
- Brian: Justin
Correct Answer - Ep 34 "The Scream Queens vs. Zombie President" - Brian
"It's as satisfying as I rehearsed it in my head."
- Brett: Brian
- Justin: Brian
- Brian: Brian
Correct Answer - Ep 16 "SXSW Guaranteed, Guaranteed" - Brian
"I'm glad we get to bring a different level of maturity to our program."
- Brett: Justin
- Justin: Justin
- Brian: Justin
Correct Answer - Ep - 1 "Name That Autocomplete" - Justin Robert Young
What an asshole I am.
- Brett: Justin
- Justin: Brian
- Brian: Justin
Correct Answer - Ep 38 - "Cat Trash Fever" - Justin Robert Young
Hey its New Zealand. Who cares?
- Justin: Justin
- Brian: Brian
Correct Awnser - Ep 41 - "Scott Johnson vs. The World" - Justin Robert Young
Don't Get Brodied
Brian and Justin asks listeners to call in telling them a story. If it is interesting enough, they might not get brodied and possibly win.
First - *chickened out*
Second - "I went to a Met's game last night" - Brodied
Third - "Human blockhead, coach puked" - Not Brodied
Fourth - *FAIL* - Brodied
Fifth - Brodied
Sixth - 'Hello?" - Brodied
Seventh *Caller hung up. Brian called back. FAIL* - Brodied
Eighth (same as third) - "I did a trick, guy puke up...." (says slowly) - Brodied
Ninth - "At Panera Bread, a man walks in with his entire desktop with dual monitors." - Brodied
Tenth - *He doesn't even DESERVE the "brode", for not talking*
Eleventh - "I went to a panel for Walking Dead at Comic Con, saw Michael Rooker." - Brodied
Twelfth - Same as 3nd and 8th - Brodied
Thirteenth - jumbled - A story about pulled pork? - Brodied
Fourteenth - Coworker dropped some boxes... - Brodied
Fifteenth - Brodied
Sixteenth - Caught pneumonia and had to play an entire show with pneumonia.
Seventeenth - One time... - Brodied
Eighteenth - Party at a college, i got drunk. We start looking around and start noticing a ton of dudes making out. Two girls started to strip me down. Someone screamed *DO IT* put on my clothes. Person who owns it starts screaming "You ruined my party" - Brodied
Nineteenth - Took blankets from motel room while the lady was gone. - Brodied
Twentieth - Same as 2, 8, 12 - Having a fire and brother pissing on it. Brother pushed him on the log and he had knocked his teeth out. - Not Brodied
Twenty-First - I went to college. Big frat party. I ended up shitting on friends car. - Brodied
Twenty-Second - I opened up a jar with ONE HAND! - Brodied
Twenty Third - I was drunk one night. My roommates were trying to blow up the thin balloons. I can't blow this up by hand. I find one of those chili sauce things and I pumped it up with that. It blows up everywhere. Gets into my eyes. I was screaming. - EPIC WIN
Twenty Fourth - In physics and we had a party. Star Trek vs Star Wars. Someone went to liquor store and dressed up and bought liquor. - Brodied
Twenty Fifth - Was at a LAN party and got drunk. I thought I was going to die and called me a little pussy. - Brodied
Twenty Sixth - I ruined this girl's life by going to her photocopy work. Took a photo of my jubagel. And next day she got fired for having pictures of jubagels in her trash. - Not Brodied
Twenty Seventh - I'M BLACK YA'LL
Twenty Eighth - You guys keep me a wake at night when you tweet me. I am the guy you're tweeting from Squarespace. I'm the sponsor. You are ridiculous. This is the first time I've participated. We appreciate you guys, and we love you. Hopefully, I'll come on to the actual show sometime. - EPIC WINNESS - ALL HAIL SQUARESPACE - NEW CHAMPION!! YAY!
Squarespace's Will Be Done
After Mark, from Squarespace, placed the call, Brian asked him what he wanted hundreds of people to tweet. He said "I want them to tell the truth if they have pants on or not. Use the hashtag #pantscheck."
He spoke, his wish came true.
Sponsor
Justin starts off talking about how he will start his "Jury's Jubagel Empire" business website on Squarespace and how he will get 10% off his website, for life. He will then use his new website to slander his competition, saying that they are all anti-Semitic. Brian joins in and mentions "When your Jubagels take off and they talk about it on TWiT, it won't crash the server."
Brian will send you signed stickers if you send him a screenshot of you using Squarespace.
Use promo code NSFW to get 10% the lifetime of your account.
New Champion! Woo!
- Mark Burstiner for being totally awesome!
Great Quotes
- "Do you ever find yourself surrounded by dead hookers?" -Brian as Leo
Adobeshops
Fun Facts
- This was Brett Rounsaville's 10th (video) appearance on NSFW.
- In the after show, Brett showed off a new Rounsa case called "Vince".
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| Preceded by: "My Phone Blew Up with Jibberish" |
Cavalcade of "Stars" |
Followed by: "Coming soon!" |