Norton Spells A Klooff
|Norton Spells a Klooff|
|Broadcast Date||May 20, 2014|
|Hosts||Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young|
Brian and Justin take a look at some strange news stories, the Night Attack Startup Spelling Bee officially begins and we discover our new favorite Google News feed.
Are vasectomies considered "life threatening procedures"?
Interviews Are Banned
Before the show started, Brian and Justin decided that they are no longer going to interview guests. They'll have guests on, but they won't ask them interview type questions unless there is some extraordinary circumstances, like if the guest had sex with Tron.
- Naked Guy High On Embalming Fluid Shouts 'SURFBORT' in Beyonce Voice
- Fishing Trophy Looks Like A Penis And Nothing Else (NSFW)
- Man tries to have sex with an ATM
- Agency apologizes for mattress ad depicting shooting of Malala Yousafzai
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If you aren't a live viewer, you may be unaware that free livestreaming services have gone to shit as of late. Once upon a time, there was just a few seconds lag between the stream and the chatroom. Now, there is 15-25 seconds of lag across the board for all streaming services. Using their new Patreon money, Brian and Justin have consulted with Colleen to create their own streaming service. Thanks to Patreon, a new, low-latency stream will hopefully be just around the corner.
Startup Spelling Bee Round 1
This is the first qualifying round of the Night Attack Startup Spelling Bee. A few weeks earlier, the guys discovered AngelList and their directory of ridiculously named startups. Now begins the on-going Night Attack Startup Spelling Bee featuring respected members of the tech journalist community.
- Guess: Sykosyphsoft - Wrong
- Guess: Dassh - Wrong
- Guess: RedMart - CORRECT!
- Guess: Kloof - Wrong
- Guess: Universe - Wrong
- Guess: Storiphik - Wrong
- Guess: Goodzer - CORRECT!
- Final score: 2 out of 7
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Earlier in the show, Brian was Googling a story but stopped at "apologises for". He realized that this would be an awesome Google News feed if you just set up a filter for "apologises for". During the show, Chatrealm put together a list of stories with "apologizes for" in the headline and the guys went through them New Champion Woo, Same Champion Boo style.
View all of the stories here.
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Bonnie made a very rare visible appearance on the live stream with some crazy "Klingon Kesha" hair. Brian and Justin then coerced her into rapping about all the "straight haired bitches" out there.
Then Brian, Justin and Patrick broke down the music video for New Order's True Faith.
- "Does Tron dream of electric buttholes?" - Justin (preshow)
- "Awesome! I just downloaded [startup]." - Justin
- "FUCK! [Startup] IS DOWN!" - Justin
- "Are we on Angel.co? No. Because you can spell our fuckin' name." - Brian
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