Don't Touch Me

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Don't Touch Me
Number 171
Broadcast Date March 26, 2013
Episode Length TBD
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young

This week, Brian and Justin are inspired by the Supreme Court and decide to make rulings and the most important issues concerning Chatrealm.

Contents

Opening Video

Announcer's Pronunciation of Danny Mainus' Name

NSFW SUMMER MOVIE DRA- Wait, no

There was a scheduling conflict with Sarah and Dan Dirks that made the Summer Movie Draft impossible at that time. It was rescheduled to the following Sunday night after This Week in Tech

Night Attack 2

The sequel to Brian and Justin's comedy album has been in the works for over two years and, until recently, all they had was a bunch of terrible tracks about their genitals. Well now they've recorded some better tracks, they have an awesome fan-made, sock-puppet video, and now they've finally decided on a release date. Because Jackie Hern created the amazing Sifl and Olly video, the guys decided to finally decide on a release date for Night Attack 2, and that date is April 20th. In the preshow, they briefly talked about doing an IndieGogo campaign, but knowing them, who knows if that will actually happen.

Get all of the info and see the video at NSFWshow.com/Album.

NSFW vs. Decency

While the guys were recording this episode, the Supreme Court of the United States was hearing arguments for and against Prop 8. Inspired by this, Brian and Justin are going to argue for and against issues proposed by the Chatrealm.

Of course it is the great NSFW tradition that Brian and Justin choose the voice in which the other argues.

Bronies vs. Furries
  • Brian defending Bronies (Lustful Robot) - Not many people understand the Brony movement. They don't care what other people think about them, and that's rad.
  • Justin defending Furries (Person that sneaks in extra syllables to words) - If you think Bronies are coolololol, check out Furries. Furries are our nation's greatest pastime.
Chewbacca vs. Bacon
  • Justin defending Chewbacca (A Northerner patronizingly talking down to a Southerner) - Everybody loves Chewbacca and he talks kinda funny, kinda like you people.
  • Brian defending bacon (Enraged Southerner who is too drunk for this conversation) - What you're talkin 'bout- no. NO! I put bacon in my mouth! You probably put space dog in your mouth. PUTTIN' DOG IN YOUR MOUTH! Don't touch me.
Apple (Computers) vs. Orange (fruit)
  • Brian defending Apple (Buttamus Wind) - Steve Jobs worked on it in Windsor, Maine. Boyob.
  • Justin defending oranges (Alex Jones) - Thomas Jefferson ate oranges off the Liberty Tree. THE ORANGES WILL RIPEN AGAIN!

Pond5

Go to Pond5.com/NSFW to get 15% off this month.

The Adventures of Young Rounsaville

Justin and Brett have a new podcast about their travels for the GoGame called The Adventures of Young Rounsaville. It's mostly about air travel and GoGames, but if you like Justin and Brett, you'll love this. It's hosted over on Justin's Soundcloud account.

Ruinum Update

The recipe is pretty much finalized, but the label is still up in the air. They looked at some of the mockups by @MagicMalachai and were really impressed.

Belt Winner

  • Nobody

Great Quotes

  • Justin - "Flick an old man's nuts!"

Fun Facts

YouTube

TBD

Links


Preceded by:
"Deathstarter"
Don't Touch Me
Followed by:
"Coming soon!"