777-THEPOPE

777-THEPOPE
Number	63
Broadcast Date	February 15, 2011
Episode Length	1:06:08
Hosts	Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests	Ryan Connolly

Brian is back in the warehouse with Justin and Ryan Connolly is the guest. Yes its a rerun! Except it's totally different.

Contents

Opening Video

Real-life Mario Kart.

Am I a Troll?

Newly chosen Troll Pope, Ryan Connolly will be the judge to determine whether or not the Chatrealm is just a bunch of trolls.

The Over-reacting Parents vs. John Doe

The defendant and his siblings recorded themselves singing the name of one of their friends (Connor) round-robin style and left the CD on his doorstep anonymously. His family would sit at the dinner table trying to figure out who could have made it and eventually got a security system installed. It has been four years since the event and they haven't told a soul that they were the one responsible.

Ruling: Not a troll

The University of Alabama vs. Boasting Auburn Students

This year Auburn University beat their rivals, the University of Alabama in football 28-27 after a 21 point comeback. After the game, a few Auburn agriculture students went and planted the final score out side of Alabama's stadium using a very fast growing grass.

Ruling: TROLL!

Bible-Beaters vs. Baby-eating Athiests

Some ultra-Christian students living in the same dorm as the defendants put up some religious posters on the walls of the hall. The defendants wrote anti-religious sentiments on the posters which were then crossed out by the religious students. After a few more written attacks from both sides, the residential advisors took down the posters to end the battle. The defendants believe that they were merely practicing free speech.

Ruling: TROLL!

Chatrealm vs. The Podcast Plugger" (Representing the defendant is the Southern Lawyer, and representing the prosecutor is the Gumshoe)

The defendant didn't have a case to submit, however he did give his twitter name and ask for Brian and Justin to plug his new podcast during the show.

Ruling: TROLL!

Sponsor

Squarespace

Brian is glad that the show is bringing awareness to the Troll Pope and what he does, so he is going to create an "infomationalware" site for everything related to the Troll Pope. However he needs a robust hosting solution and his isn't very good at HTML and CSS. Plus, he has a feeling that the site will be "Dugg" and "Reddit-ed-d-d-d-d-d". Luckily there is SQUARESPACE! Squarespace will solve all of his problems. It is the most brilliant thing since air.

Go to Squarespace.com/NSFW to get your free 2-week trial and Markb from Squarespace will tickle your feet at SXSW

Spanish Travel Advice

The day after recording the episode, Ryan is going to Madrid, Spain for the Ford Global Drive promotion, so Brian and Justin decided to give him some advice.

Justin: In Spain, they eat meals much later than Americans, so if they try to give you a meal earlier, just drop it on the ground. Brian: Keep your hands off of Tom Merritt's wife. Also, drop your pants at customs, even if they don't ask you to do so.

Picking the Oscar Losers

Everyone is going to be picking the Oscar winners, so NSFW is going to pick who will lose at the Oscars.

• Best Picture- everyone picks three losers

• • Ryan- Inception, Toy Story 3, True Grit
  • Justin- Winter's Bone, The Kids are Alright, 127 Hours
  • Brian- Black Swan, The Fighter, The Kings Speech --Oscar Winner

• Best Director

• • Brian- Tom Hooper (The Kings Speech) --Oscar Winner
  • Justin- David O. Russell (The Fighter)
  • Ryan- The Coen Brothers (True Grit)

• Best Actor

• • Justin- Javier Bardem (Biutiful)
  • Ryan- James Franco (127 Hours)
  • Brian- Colin Firth (The Kings Speech) --Oscar Winner

• Best Actress -must be chosen by which movie sounds the most like a porno

• • Ryan- Jennifer Lawrence (Winter's Bone)
  • Justin- Natalie Portman (Black Swan) --Oscar Winner
  • Brian- Nicole Kidman (Rabit Hole)

• Best Make-up

Brian explained how each of the movies (Barney's Version, The Wayback and The Wolfman) sounded like gay pornos. After he did so, he was chosen as the winner by default.

New Champion! Woo!

• Brian loses for picking the most Oscar winners.

Great Quotes

"Overruled, that was funny." -Ryan Connolly

Fun Facts

• Prior to the show, it was revealed that Brian and Justin had done a decent amount of show prep. While this usually leads to sub-par shows, however this episode was a great one.
• There were massive amounts of unnecessary censoring during the show, which made it even funnier.
  • At the beginning of the Oscars segment Justin nearly said the the f-word, but was censored to make it sound much worse.
  • According to Justin in his appearance on the Chatrealm Show the next day, the fake censorship in the episode spurred at least one angry e-mail about TWiT's censorship of NSFW. They clearly didn't get the joke.

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Links & Downloads

• Video: 480p MP4
• Audio: MP3 OGG
• Torrent links can be found in the following article: NSFW#Download

Preceded by: "BRITTO!"

777-THEPOPE

Followed by: "Now Apologizing Convention Attendees"