Local Texan

Local Texan
Number	172
Broadcast Date	Brett 31 and April 2, 2013
Episode Length	2:34:57
Hosts	Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young

In this episode, Brian and Justin talk about "tweasers", "sharking" and "twinning", and Brian tells the story of when his mother told him about sex. Then Tom, Sarah, Scott and Cargill join the show to do the 2013 Summer Movie Draft.

Contents

Opening Video

• Part 1: NEVER GIVE UP!
• Part 2: Movie Draft Intro (Stinger)

Sharking Tweasers

A few days before the show, a Twitter teaser was released for the upcoming Wolverine movie. The marketing geniuses decided to call this a "Tweaser", which has a very interesting definition on UrbanDictionary.

This reminded Brian of a time on the private social network "Path", when friend of the show Veronica, was bragging about her billiards skill with the phase "Sharking". Justin then gave her a link to Urban Dictionary with the definition of "sharking".

Wait Where's the Summer Movie Draft?

Hey, ya know how hard it is getting six internet personalities, all with their own families and a combined 25 different podcasts between them, in the same (virtual) place at the same time? Well it's really hard. Like seriously man. It's tough.

So Brian and Justin recorded this extra episode on Sunday and the actual draft was held at the regular time on Tuesday night. However, thanks to a lot of special podcast timey-wimey nonsense, the draft episode was tacked on at the end of this special Sunday episode. So just... keep watching? I guess?

If You Can Sit Through This Entire Video, Brian Hates You

Brian stumbled upon this video of some young, Youtube-famous girls discussing their favorite Twitter hashtags. If you're not a teenage girl, you will probably find their conversation annoying, but at the same time, the video isn't aimed toward you! Justin astutely compared it to a adult complaining about the content in a "Baby Einstein" video.

The guys went through the video to try and break it down, but Justin really tried to get to the center of Brian's frustration. Justin pointed out that having three daughters, this video is essentially Brian's life for the next 20 years. Also as the video went on, it became clear that this video was just NSFW for teenage girls and they are slowly replacing them.

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Sex Talkin'

Bri Bri and Jurbs began discussing how Brian's daughters will one day grow up to be the girls in the hashtag video, and somehow the conversation veered into the uncomfortable territory of when you should educate your children about sex.

Brian told the story of when his mother gave him the sex talk, just before he went off to college. They were driving back from the store when she pulled over and she took a deep breath and said, "So you're getting ready to go to college, well there's something I want you to know. A blow job feels just as good as sex."

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Summer Movie Draft!

The 2013 Summer Movie Draft is the tournament of champions (plus a couple of guys who aren't champions)! Returning winners are Brian, Justin, Sarah Lane and Tom Merritt, also returning (and definitely not champions) are Scott Johnson and C. Robert Cargill. If you aren't familiar with the Movie Draft, each contestant is given 100 fake dollars to bid on 30 of the biggest movies of the summer. Through the bidding process, each contestant will have a number of movies that they own for the remainder of the summer. The person whose movies earn them most at the North American box office is declared the winner. The competition ends four weeks after the last movie is released into theaters.

Follow the action at Draft.NSFWshow.com

Brian's Movies

• Oblivion- ₪14
• Iron Man 3- ₪46
• Despicable Me 2- ₪20
• Grown Ups 2- ₪14
• The World's End - ₪6
• Seeking a Friend for the End of the World- ₪

Justin's Movies

• Epic - ₪15
• Fast & Furious 6- ₪36
• Man of Steel- ₪36
• The Smurfs 2- ₪10

Tom's Movies

• After Earth- ₪33
• Monsters University- ₪28
• The Heat- ₪11
• The Wolverine- ₪ 16
• Planes- ₪7

Sarah's Movies

• The Great Gatsby- ₪17
• Now You See Me- ₪10
• The Internship- ₪17
• World War Z- ₪30
• Turbo- ₪9
• Elysium- ₪7
• Kick-Ass 2- ₪7

Cargill's Movies

• The Hangover Part III- ₪26
• This is the End- ₪25
• White House Down- ₪15
• Pacific Rim- ₪22
• 300: Rise of An Empire- ₪12

Scott's Movies

• Pain and Gain- ₪20
• Star Trek Into Darkness- ₪48
• Lone Ranger- ₪18
• Red 2- ₪9

Belt Winner

• Nobody

Great Quotes

• Justin - "I have no idea why you tweeted out 'Teala Dunn, shut your mouth. You're filled with hot air and nonsense. And if I saw you, SIDEKICK. PA-POW! I know that's illegal; I don't care. I'm Brian Brushwood. I'm above the law.'"
• Justin - "Now all of the sudden you're not slammin' these girls like you were on Twitter this weekend, saying 'I got five girls I'd like to spit in their mouths. My name's Brian Brushwood and I'm ignoring the sexual context to that. Cuz it's illegal.'"
• Justin - "Let me go and read what you said, Brian Brushwood, 6:45pm: 'All these girls are ugly and I bet you their moms and dads are too.' And then a link to this video! Ohh, jeez. Oh man. I don't know why you tweeted it."
• Justin to the tune of Hot Hot Hot - "There's some advice. From mother to son. It's getting HOT HOT HOT!"
• Brian - "We appeared on Adam Carolla! He was like the Ed Begley Jr. of the podcast world."

Fun Facts

• This is the first appearance of Brian's character The Local Texan.
• At 2:34:57, this is by far the longest episode of NSFW episode to date. It is also the first two-part episode ever.

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