Sneak Attack Roller Coaster

Sneak Attack Roller Coaster
Number	217
Broadcast Date	February 11, 2014
Episode Length	1:33:42
Hosts	Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests	The Doubleclicks

The Doubleclicks return to help us find the Saddest Kickstarter, they play their own version of The Newlywed game and then The Doubleclicks perform some new songs.

Contents

Opening Video

Reporter Confuses Laurence Fishburn with Samuel L Jackson

Saddest Kickstarter

Brian and Justin want to find the saddest Kickstarter campaign and give them a little sunshine ala Compliment Bomb. View all of Chatrealm's submissions here.

Nominees

• Drive and Survive by a 94-year-old WWII veteran
• Spoodle - DrawSomething clone that only had $6 donated so far.
• Project Mermaids - Photographing celebrities as mermaids to bring awareness to oceanic pollution.
• The Best Kickstarter Video Ever by Bill Meeks

Winner

Drive and Survive.

Come on, lets legitimately make this happen and get him to $65k. During the show, with 40 days left in the campaign, we quadrupled the funding from $200 to over $800. Seriously, tweet this out, lets get this shit funded.

Sponsor

Shutterstock

Go to Shutterstock.com and use the code "NSFW114" to get 30% off new accounts.

Newlywed Game

So Valentine's Day is coming up… love is in the air… I dunno. Whatever, they play their version of "The Newlywed Game".

• What is the one tweet you wish you had back?
  • Brian's guess: Squarespace "Click-clack"
  • Justin's answer: Comparing US Airways to Hitler
  • Angela's guess: Posting the picture of her drinking alcohol
  • Aubrey's answer: No regrets

• Biggest social media pet peeve.
  • Justin's guess: When people don't credit you for your tweets
  • Brian's answer: Pedantic Snark
  • Aubrey's guess: Mentioning you in twitter conversations that you don't care about
  • Angela's answer: Vague Tweets

• The television show everyone talks about, but you just don't get.
  • Brian's guess: The Walking Dead
  • Justin's answer: Dexter
  • Angela's guess: Breaking Bad
  • Aubrey's answer: Breaking Bad

• The meme you most identify with.
  • Justin's guess: Doge
  • Brian's answer: Pop-tart cat (aka Unicorn Brian)
  • Aubrey's guess: Awkward penguin
  • Angela's answer: "I have no idea what I'm doing" dog

• Which of the following do you find the most arousing: Goatse, Lemon Party, Tub Girl, 2girls1cup
  • Brian's guess: Lemon Party
  • Justin's answer: Lemon Party
  • Angela's guess: None
  • Aubrey's answer: None

Sponsor

Squarespace

Go to Squarespace.com for a 14-day free trial and use the offer code "NSFW2" to get 10% off your first order.

The Doubleclicks

Ohh hey! Not only are Angela and Aubrey awesome NSFW guests, but they're also awesome musicians. They performed some new songs that they wrote since the last time they performed on NSFW.

They also have a Kickstarter that's triple funded with 6-days to go for their new album. So support it, or don't. Whatever. It's probably too late for you anyway. If you really want to help them, go buy their music, like the new album on the Kickstarter, "Dimetrodon".

Sponsor

Ting

Head over to NSFW.Ting.com and you can get $25 your first phone purchase.

Sneak Attack Roller Coaster

They came up with an idea for a movie in which a roller coaster (called "Sneak Attack" and played by Vin Diesel) is falsely accused of murdering 150 people. The roller coaster is represented in court by it's 12-year-old lawyer who's body has been taken over by one of the people who was supposedly killed by the roller coaster (but wasn't). The movie features an original song by The Doubleclicks, "Keep Your Hands in the Cart So You Don't Break My Heart".

Belt Winner

Brian

Great Quotes

• "WOAH! That's a sexy-ass mermaid!... That's a sexy-ass bro!" - Brian
• "It's neck-and-neck between Spoodle and Hitler's killer." - Justin
• "Drop a deuce on Squarespace." - Justin (in reference to the offer code "NSFW2")

Fun Facts

• Aubrey is an assassin for "not the US government".
• Justin proposed making 9/11 the new "Relationship amnesty day"

Adobeshops

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Links & Downloads

• Preshow Doc
• Game Docs

• Video: 720p MP4 480p MP4
• Audio: MP3 OGG
• Torrent links can be found in the following article: NSFW#Download

Preceded by: "Hacking the Plebeians"

Sneak Attack Roller Coaster

Followed by: "Night of 1000 Announcements"