Secrets or BS (BBLiveShow episode)

Secrets or BS
Number	43
Broadcast Date	October 6, 2009
Episode Length	2:00:09
Hosts	Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young, Brett Rounsaville

Secrets or BS was the forty-third episode of BBLiveShow in which Brian, Justin and Brett battle to see who has the best BS detector.

Contents

Opening is a video parody of "The A-Team" edited by JTLY.

Brian asks the chatroom for the best clips from the show.

Since it's awards season, they decide that Brett needs to get AIDS,

Brian announces that he wants the chatroom to know about the vote for The Podcast Awards. Justin gives some suggestions on how to win, including Brett getting AIDS. Brett makes it clear that he doesn't want AIDS or getting any awards posthumously. They discuss the different categories and which podcasts fit in each category.

Bonnie calls in to suggest that mental retardation has been a big award getter since Rainman came out, and hinted that Justin could pull off being retarded. Justin suggested that having Asperger's and a peanut allergy might be better, because it's trendy.

Brian explains the rules of "Secrets or B.S." and they poll the audience on who they think will win. Will it be "The Magician, The Liar, or Dr. Honest?"

Dr. Honest wins by a landslide.

Game Begins

First round: Did the first submitter have sex on Space Mountain at Disney World?

• Brian votes: False
• Justin votes: True
• Brett votes: True

Answer: True

Score: Brian - 0, Justin - 1, Brett - 1

Second round: Did the second submitter use his butt cheeks to create an imaginary friend who begged for his poo?

• Brian votes: True
• Justin votes: True
• Brett votes: True

Answer: True

Score: Brian - 1, Justin - 2, Brett - 2

Third round: Did the third submitter win an Oreo cookie stacking contest?

• Brian votes: True
• Justin votes: False
• Brett votes: True

Answer: True

Score: Brian - 2, Justin - 2, Brett - 3

Fourth round: Did the fourth submitter get drunk and have sex with his unconscious girlfriend and blame it on his cousin, who then lost his fiance?

• Brian votes: True
• Justin votes: False
• Brett votes: True

Answer: False

Score: Brian - 2, Justin - 3, Brett - 3

Fifth round: Did the fifth submitter wet his sleeping bag during his first sleepover and switch it out with his friend's?

• Brian votes: False
• Justin votes: True
• Brett votes: True

Answer: True

Score: Brian - 2, Justin - 4, Brett - 4

Sixth round: Did the sixth submitter tear up the sign of a gypsy and have her spit in his face?

• Brian votes: True
• Justin votes: True
• Brett votes: True

Answer: True

Score: Brian - 3, Justin - 5, Brett - 5

Seventh round: Did the seventh submitter dip their soon to be ex-roommate's vibrator in hot sauce?

• Brian votes: False
• Justin votes: False
• Brett votes: True

Answer: True

Accuracy of this submission was called into question. Score remains the same.

Score: Brian - 3, Justin - 5, Brett - 5

Eighth round: Did the eighth submitter get "morning shwood" while spooning a cousin during a family reunion sleepover?

• Brian votes: True
• Justin votes: True
• Brett votes: True

Answer: True

Score: Brian - 4, Justin - 6, Brett - 6

Ninth round: Did the ninth submitter run into a door frame as a small child and since develop a fear of them?

• Brian votes: False
• Justin votes: True
• Brett votes: True

Answer: True

Score: Brian - 4, Justin - 7, Brett - 7

Tenth round: Does the tenth submitter know someone with two children by someone that is not her husband?

• Brian votes: True
• Justin votes: True
• Brett votes: True

Answer: True

Score: Brian - 5, Justin - 8, Brett - 8

Eleventh round: Did the eleventh submitter get oral sex at a theme park while working an unpopular ride and only realize later that it was his ex-girlfriend's little sister?

• Brian votes: True
• Justin votes: False
• Brett votes: False

Answer: True

Score: Brian - 6, Justin - 8, Brett - 8

Twelfth round: Did the twelfth submitter get to walk scot-free because the arresting officer got another call?

• Brian votes: True
• Justin votes: False
• Brett votes: True

Answer: True

Score: Brian - 7, Justin - 8, Brett - 9

Thirteenth round: Did the thirteenth submitter's sister, while he was 14 and she was 18, perform oral sex on a police officer in his patrol car to get out of the ticket while he waited in the car?

• Brian votes: True
• Justin votes: False
• Brett votes: True

Answer: False

Score: Brian - 7, Justin - 9, Brett - 9

Co-winners: Justin and Brett

During the seventh round, Justin claims that the roommate would have ended up in the hospital.

During the twelfth round, Amtrekker reads the "evidence" portion of the submission, even though they had all decided that they shouldn't read it, and is told that the punishment is AIDS, due to a suggestion from Callan in the chat room.

After the game, Brian shows off a Hulk Hogan leg dropping the twin towers shirt for Travis Lopes' that he bought when he went back where he had bought his.

End of regular show.

Bonnie was really happy she watched the show.

Andrew Mayne made a very brief appearance and Justin had a "hard out" and the penalty was again: AIDS.

Justin does "Rapid Fire."

Brett is broken and Brian is all alone.

Brian asks for OhDoctah to call in.

Gamara calls in, reveals himself to be the eleventh submitter, and defends his story about the little sister and ex-girlfriend.

CALLER: Says he swallowed a key accidentally and can provide hospital records as evidence. Brian apologizes for not having him on during the show.

OhDoctah calls in from his dad's house in North Carolina. He praises the show and they discuss the lack of foul language this episode. We learn that OhDoctah's day job is managing two UPS Stores and that one day a guy came in with a deck of cards and OhDoctah wants to show him the card trick he learn on Episode 80 of Scam School, only to have him recognize OhDoctah because he works at a magic shop and saw the show.

Great Quotes

Brian: "I put the BB in The BB Live Show and I am joined by the inimitable Brett Rounsaville, The Amtrekker. What's going on Brett?"

Brett: "I put the ow, in The BB Live Sh-ow!"

Justin: "It's award season and here's how it goes down, Folks. You all know how it goes. You watch the movies. Number one, we need Brett to get AIDS and I'm not saying he needs to die, he needs to get them."

Brett: "What the fuck? What the what?"

Justin: "I'm just saying; you wanna win awards or you wanna sit there on the bench like you did last year..."

Brett: "I don't want any..."

Justin: "...watching Forrest Gump walk up and down and collect the statues one after another, all right?"

Brett: "No, no, no, no, no..."

Brett: "Here's the problem I have: Want to win; don't want AIDS. Those two things, really fighting."

Callan from the chat room: "PENALTY = AIDS"

Fun Facts

• The catch phrase "The Penalty is AIDS" (aka "TPIA") was first coined in this episode.

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Preceded by: "DrunkTales"

Secrets or BS (BBLiveShow episode)

Followed by: "WeirdThings.com's Quest for Houdini"