Fapper (The Dolphin)

Not to be confused with the other dolphin haunting the BBpedia.

A tense moment as Brian walks in on his young ward and Fapper in flagrante delicto

Fapper, or Fapper the Dolphin, was named as such during the after show of the Where's Harry Potter? episode of NSFW, and first premiered during the episode proper. Fapper originally lived as a plush of Penny Brushwood's before joining the NSFW show, but has taken to his new position nicely. He has proved highly popular with test audiences, and response to his addition to the show include "cute", "adorable," and "dawwww"(sic).

Despite him not being able to participate in road shows, he has built up quite the fanbase. He also has an affinity towards Chad Johnson. Possibly more.

Theme Song Lyrics

They call him Fapper, Fapper, faster than lightning,

No-one you see, is censored like he,

And we know Fapper, streams to a world full of wonder,

Failures and blunders, Shwood and JuRY!

Everyone loves the dolphin they see,

Ever so rude and obscene is he,

Stuff he will do when chat rooms appear,

And how they laugh when he's near!

They call him Fapper, Fapper, faster than lightning,

No-one you see, is censored like he,

And we know Fapper, streams to a world full of wonder,

Failures and blunders, Shwood and JuRY!

Links

• Fapper on Twitter