It's A Wonderful Life 2

It's A Wonderful Life 2
Number	83
Broadcast Date	July 5, 2011
Episode Length	TBD
Hosts	Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young, Otsego

This episode of NSFW is grudgingly brought to you by Time Warner.

Justin takes the lead in this episode as Brian's internets are being zapped (probably by some force from the future).

Contents

Opening Video

Piano cover of the Pokemon theme

Inside the Kimono

If you thought that being "Between the Sheets" was awkward well you ain't seen nothing yet! It's time to go inside the kimono. Things have gone very wrong with Brian's internet so it's time to get brutally honest and tell the tale of their failures.

Brian tells the story of a time he was in Vegas playing craps. He went to a table with a guy that hunched over with his head resting on the edge of the table. When the dice get passed to the apparently drunk man, he picks them up and throws the dice six inches. The pit boss calls out "shooter rolls an 8!". Knowing that it shouldn't have been a legit roll (the dice must hit the opposite wall of the table) Brian shouted out "The guy is totally ripped!". That was when the entire table went silent. After a long pause, the pit boss replied "No, severely handicapped." Unlike a normal person, Brian did not just apologize and leave. He stuck around to try and not make it an awkward situation.

Justing recounts the time when he brought in a tape of the Tyson v Holyfield fight (not the one where he bit his ear off) to school to play during class. The teacher allowed him to play it, but what they didn't know was that his uncle had taped over the last few minutes with a Playboy video.

The Ultimate Fail

During the show, the Chatrealm wrote their own story of the ultimate fail inspired by Brian and Justin. You can read it all here.

A Very Hitler Christmas

Brian and Justin try to write the first Hitler centric Christmas special where they try to convince Hitler to stop WWII. At first they concentrate on adapting "A Christmas Carol", however they move on to adapting the script for "It's A Wonderful Life". The Chatrealm suggested that the title should be "It's A Wonderful Reich".

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A Look Ahead

The guys each present their own ideas about what NSFW will be like in the future.

• Justin's Future:

In 1 year, half of the show is just fake laughing between Brian and Justin because they hate each other.

In 5 years, Brian and Justin have broken up, reunited, broken up and reunited again. The only reason they are back together is because the money is too good. They have taken NSFW on the road, however Justin no longer talks during the show, he just updates his Facebook while Brian talks. The entire audience is sitting there looking at their phone waiting for Justin's updates and ignoring Brian.

• Brian's Future:

In the future, the two of them are extremely popular and become ironic hipster rappers. They are horrible, and everybody knows they are horrible. The audience is so bored that they get together and try to create a better show than Brian and Justin. The guys reveal the chatroom's work at the end of the show and it is always better.

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Summer Music Series

Otsego is here to perform their song "Don't You Know". You can hear more of their stuff at their Bandcamp site. Be sure to follow them on Twitter @Otsegomusic

Fun Facts

• Justin was in a sketch comedy group with the guys from Otsego.
• The audio was "shit-balls" during the Summer Music Series performance however they had a better quality, local recording for the podcast.

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Links

• TWiT Episode Archive
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Preceded by: "Steamed Mayne Special"

It's A Wonderful Life 2

Followed by: "You Know, For Kids"