El Celsior
| El Celsior | |
| Number | 95 |
| Broadcast Date | September 27, 2011 |
| Episode Length | 1:02:39 |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
| Guests | Len Peralta, "Stan Lee", Lumpia |
Len Peralta joins us, the musical guest, Lumpia, rocks so hard that they break some technology then Stan Lee drops in to solve our problems.
Contents
Opening Video
Geek A Week
If, for whatever reason, you didn't know about Len Peralta and his Geek A Week project you should really just end your life right now. He highlighted 52 geeks in 52 weeks, many of whom have been on NSFW, and he draws trading cards of each of them.
iPhone 5 Predictions
The guys are going to "speculate irresponsibly" about the upcoming Apple announcement.
Brian's sources tell him that the new Apple CEO, Tim Cook, has been seen wearing glasses, a fake beard, black turtle neck and jeans during the dress rehearsal. Len reports that there was a small wardrobe malfunction during the dress rehearsal.
Justin has been going back and fourth with his sources for the past seven years and he received information that Tim Cook is going to do the presentation with a very visible gun on his person. Then when it comes to "One more thing..." he will pull the gun out and start shooting into the air.
Len can confirm the reports of Cook's gun, but at some point he will murder a Furry Android fan in the middle of the presentation.
During the recording of the show, Cook said on Twitter, "Of course i b packin".
- Other features:
- No cameras, but there could be either 1 or 3 cameras.
- There will be a model that comes with former child-actor, Rodney Allen Rippy that will be priced at around $1200
Sponsor
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Help Me Stan Lee
Stan FREAKING Lee is here to help out Chatrealm with their many problems.
- Daniel- What are the best ways to pick up the ladies at the bar?
- Mr. Lee- Say "Ladies, the gamma ray has hit my crotch".
- Teksavvyguru- I'm going to college and I want to move in with my girlfriend who is already in college, but my mom is a bit traditional and I don't think she would approve. What should I do?
- Mr. Lee- Sit your mother down and take her face in your hands and kiss her straight on the lips for about an hour.
- Tondagossa- How are babies made?
- Mr. Lee- If you look up "Nagasa" on google, you will find out everything you need to know.
- Anonymous- Does having "back door" intercourse count as loosing your virginity?
- Mr. Lee- In issue 5 of Iron Man, Tony Stark had a similar experience, and he solved the problem by building a robot that did the same thing to other people.
Sponsor
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Summer Music Series
Live from Stan Lee's basement, Lumpia is here to perform for us. Skype kinda killed the audio quality but it was still a great performance. You can find their music on iTunes, just search for "Lumpia"
They played their song "Midnight Blues".
New Champion! Woo!
- Stan Lee
Great Quotes
Fun Facts
- Lumpia broke their camera during their performance.
Adobeshops
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