Komic Kombat: or Mel Gibson Hates Mondays

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Komic Kombat: or Mel Gibson Hates Mondays
Number 31
Broadcast Date July 6, 2010
Episode Length TBD
Hosts Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young, Jeff Cannata
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Contents

The show starts with the autotuned "Double Complete Rainbow" video. After a quick reference to last week's discussions for new names for the show, it's time for introductions and welcoming to Jeff Cannata on his first NSFW appearance.

Once the formalities are done, Justin introduces the game: The Comic Book Character Deathmatch. Once the "tribunal" splitscreen appears, Jeff turns to the side to start licking Brian's ear...at which point the live feed died.

After coming back and settling down, Jeff explains he used to play this as a kid with his friend Billy Bowers.

  1. Rorscharch vs Optimus Prime: With a radioactive lava flow, Optimus Prime wins.
  2. Batman vs Deadpool: With an alien infestation with locusts the size of Volkswagens, Batman wins!
  3. Namor vs Calvin & Hobbes: Having to fight off brain-hungry zombies who are proficient with martial arts weaponry, Namor wins!
  4. Catwoman vs Dr. Strange: Angry radioactive brain parasites have taken out all other heroes and created a giant Garfield. Catwoman wins!


  1. Optimus Prime vs Batman: These two heroes have to save the marriage of Mel Gibson. As a better motivational speaker, Optimus Prime wins!
  2. Namor vs Catwoman: A mom encourages her kid to pick on another kid at soccer practice. Namor wins!


  1. Optimus Prime vs Namor: Optimus Prime wins upon decision from Roger Chang!

Audible

New Champion! Woo!

  • Optimus Prime

Great Quotes

  • "Sometimes a dick is what you need in zombie situations." -Jeff Cannata
  • "If there's one thing that you can say about me, it's that I am pro-dick." -Jeff Cannata
  • "You always want what you don't have. That's why we're attracted to fish." -Jeff Cannata
  • "My parents are DEEEEEAAAAADDD!!!! Stay together" -JackFreedom
  • "He's wetter." "As will the mom be." -Jeff and Brian

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Preceded by:
"Play Them Off Keyboard Communist"
Komic Kombat: or Mel Gibson Hates Mondays
Followed by:
"She Backed Me Up with Science!"