Captain Morgan is a popular character who made his official debut on the deleted tracks to Night Attack 2: Enjoy the Garden, released just prior to the album. He also made a notable appearance on Night Attack (Live). He is the personification of the "Captain Morgan" brand rum.
- Frequently discusses his past exploits and japes as a prominent sea captain and notorious scoundrel
- Drunkenly slurs
- "I'm not a bottle of rum."
- Captain Morgan Chronicles Vol. 1
- Captain Morgan Chronicles Vol. 2
- Captain Morgan Chronicles Vol. 3
- Night Attack 2 puppet promo by Jackie Hern
- Night Attack (Live)
- The Captain Morgan tracks recorded for Night Attack 2 weren't included in the album proper due to both time constraints, and the inability to maintain a narrative through-line with the sheer volume of good Morgan tracks.