Summer Movie Draft 2017
| Summer Movie Draft 2017 | |
| Number | 161 |
| Broadcast Date | March 21, 2017 |
| Episode Length | 1:34:57 |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
| Guests | Tom Merritt, Jennie Josephson, Kristi Kates, Mulango Akpo-Esambe, Scott Johnson, Brian Ibbott, Fr. Robert Ballecer, SJ, Patrick Delahanty, C. Robert Cargill, Jason Murphy, MikeTV, Bryce Castillo |
It's time once again for the Summer Movie Draft! Who will win? Who will lose? Who will make stupid bids? What movie will be bid on the most? Will t2t2's program work? When will I stop asking you these questions? Where can I submit my own movie draft slate? Well, I can answer that question: http://draft.diamondclub.tv/form/
Contents
Cold Open
Why won't Fr. Robert Ballecer join Night Attack? Because Brian and Justin, that's why.
It's Movie Draft Time Once Again!
It's time once again for the summer movie draft. If you're unfamiliar about how this works, it's just like fantasy football teams, we bid with imaginary game dollars on what movies we think will do well domestically in the US box office, and in effect, we create a slate of movies that we compete against to try to make the most money. If the teams believe that a movie is worth more than ₪100, than they get to bid on just a percentage of the total gross.
Here are the teams this year:
- Team Night Attack: Brian Brushwood and Justin Robert Young
- Team DTNS: Tom Merritt and Jennie Josephson
- Team Cordkillers: Kristi Kates and Mulango AE
- Team Frogpants: Scott Johnson and Brian Ibbott
- Team Big and Tall (aka Team TWiT): PadreSJ and Patrick Delahanty
- Team Scotchbros: C. Robert Cargill and Jason Murphy
The Movies
Girls Trip
- The Bids
- Scotchbros: ₪1
- Big and Tall: ₪2
- DTNS: ₪3
- Scotchbros: ₪4
- Frogpants: ₪5
- Frogpants: ₪6
- Night Attack: ₪7
War for the Planet of the Apes
- The Bids
- Night Attack: ₪4
- Big and Tall: ₪5
- Frogpants: ₪6
- Scotchbros: ₪10
- DTNS: ₪11
- Big and Tall: ₪15
- Frogpants: ₪16
- DTNS: ₪17
- Big and Tall: ₪20
- Frogpants: ₪21
- DTNS: ₪17
- Big and Tall: ₪23
Smurfs: The Lost Village
- The Bids
- Big and Tall: ₪4
- Night Attack: ₪6
- DTNS: ₪7
Snatched
- The Bids
- Big and Tall: ₪2
- Scotchbros: ₪7
- Frogpants: ₪8
- Scotchbros: ₪9
- Frogpants: ₪10
- Scotchbros: ₪11
- Frogpants: ₪12
Power Rangers
- The Bids
- Cordkillers: ₪3
- Scotchbros: ₪4
- Big and Tall: ₪10
- Night Attack: ₪11
- Frogpants: ₪12
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
- The Bids
- Big and Tall: ₪50
- DTNS: ₪51
- Night Attack: ₪52
- DTNS: ₪53
- Night Attack: ₪54
- Cordkillers: ₪55
- Night Attack: ₪56
- DTNS: ₪57
- Night Attack: ₪58
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
- The Bids
- Big and Tall: ₪20
- Night Attack: ₪35
Spider-Man: Homecoming
- The Bids
- Big and Tall: ₪25
- Scotchbros: ₪35
- Frogpants: ₪36
- Big and Tall: ₪40
- Scotchbros: ₪41
- Big and Tall: ₪42
- Frogpants: ₪43
- Big and Tall: ₪44
- Frogpants: ₪45
- Big and Tall: ₪46
CHiPs (Bitch)
- The Bids
- Frogpants: ₪1
- Big and Tall: ₪4
- Scotchbros: ₪10
Alien: Covenant
- The Bids
- Big and Tall: ₪8
- Frogpants: ₪11
- Cordkillers: ₪12
- Frogpants: ₪13
- Cordkillers: ₪15
- DTNS: ₪16
- Frogpants: ₪17
King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
- The Bids
- Big and Tall: ₪5
- Scotchbros: ₪6
- DTNS: ₪7
- Frogpants: ₪8
- DTNS: ₪9
- Frogpants: ₪10
Baywatch
- The Bids
- Big and Tall: ₪5
- Scotchbros: ₪15
Dunkirk
- The Bids
- Cordkillers: ₪8
- Frogpants: ₪12
- Cordkillers: ₪13
- DTNS: ₪14
- Cordkillers: ₪15
- Frogpants: ₪16
- Cordkillers: ₪17
- DTNS: ₪18
- Cordkillers: ₪19
- Frogpants: ₪20
- DTNS: ₪21
- Frogpants: ₪22
The Mummy
- The Bids
- Big and Tall: ₪10
- Cordkillers: ₪12
- Scotchbros: ₪15
- Cordkillers: ₪18
- Scotchbros: ₪19
- DTNS: ₪20
- Cordkillers: ₪21
- DTNS: ₪22
- Cordkillers: ₪23
Life
- The Bids
- Scotchbros: ₪5
- Frogpants: ₪6
- Cordkillers: ₪7
- DTNS: ₪8
- Frogpants: ₪9
- DTNS: ₪10
- Cordkillers: ₪11
The Fate of the Furious
- The Bids
- Frogpants: ₪27
- Big and Tall: ₪31
- Scotchbros: ₪35
- DTNS: ₪36
- Scotchbros: ₪37
- DTNS: ₪38
The Circle
- The Bids
- Big and Tall: ₪4
- Scotchbros: ₪5
- Cordkillers: ₪6
- Frogpants: ₪7
- Cordkillers: ₪8
The Dark Tower
- The Bids
- Scotchbros: ₪5
- Big and Tall: ₪10
- Frogpants: ₪11
- DTNS: ₪12
- Frogpants: ₪13
- DTNS: ₪14
- Frogpants: ₪15
Atomic Blonde
- The Bids
- Big and Tall: ₪3
- DTNS: ₪4
- Scotchbros: ₪5
- DTNS: ₪6
Captain Underpants
- The Bids
- Big and Tall: ₪7
- DTNS: ₪8
Wish Upon
- The Bids
- Big and Tall: ₪2
- Scotchbros: ₪4
- Frogpants: ₪5
Wonder Woman
- The Bids
- Frogpants: ₪7
- Big and Tall: ₪31
- DTNS: ₪32
Rough Night
- The Bids
- Scotchbros: ₪7
- DTNS: ₪8
- Big and Tall: ₪9
- Scotchbros: ₪10
- Big and Tall: ₪11
- Scotchbros: ₪12
- Big and Tall: ₪13
Ghost in the Shell
- The Bids
- Big and Tall: ₪10
- Scotchbros: ₪15
- Big and Tall: ₪18
- Scotchbros: ₪19
Despicable Me 3
- The Bids
- Frogpants: ₪7
- Big and Tall: ₪18
- Cordkillers: ₪19
- Scotchbros: ₪25
- Cordkillers: ₪26
- Scotchbros: ₪28
- Cordkillers: ₪30
- Scotchbros: ₪31
- Cordkillers: ₪32
- Scotchbros: ₪33
- Cordkillers: ₪34
- Scotchbros: ₪35
- Cordkillers: ₪36
The Boss Baby
- The Bids
- Frogpants: ₪7
- Big and Tall: ₪18
Transformers: The Last Knight
- The Bids
- Frogpants: ₪7
- Scotchbros: ₪23
Cars 3
- The Bids
- DTNS: ₪9
- Scotchbros: ₪22
The House
- The Bids
- Scotchbros: ₪11
- Cordkillers: ₪12
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
- The Bids
- Frogpants: ₪7
- Cordkillers: ₪10
- Scotchbros: ₪11
The Final Slate
Team Night Attack
- Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
- Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
- Girls Trip
Team DTNS (₪9 remaining)
- Smurfs: The Lost Village
- The Fate of the Furious
- Captain Underpants
- Wonder Woman
- Atomic Blonde
Team Cordkillers (₪10 remaining)
- Life
- The Circle
- The Mummy
- Despicable Me 3
- The House
Team Big and Tall
- The Boss Baby
- Rough Night
- Spider-Man: Homecoming
- War for the Planet of the Apes
Team Frogpants (₪7 remaining)
- Power Rangers
- King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
- Snatched
- Alien: Covenant
- Wish Upon
- Dunkirk
- The Dark Tower
Team ScotchBros
- CHiPs
- Ghost in the Shell
- Baywatch
- Cars 3
- Transformers: The Last Knight
- Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
To see the results of these choices, visit http://draft.diamondclub.tv
For weekly updates on the draft, watch It's Spoilerin' Time, hear the Movie Draft Minute from Roberto Villegas and Blendermf on Night Attack, and follow @MovieLeagueMike on Twitter and the Diamond Club subreddit for the Chatrealmer's Ridiculously Unofficial Movie Draft Update Memo, or CRUMDUM updates.
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ACE JAMES HASTLY! ACE JAMES HASTLY! ACE JAMES HASTLY! Oh fuck it...
Great Quotes
- "Chips bitch!" - Team Scotchbros
- "She quit the next day." - WScottis1 jokingly referencing a news fail in the aftershow which was repeated multiple times by Brian, Justin, and the chat.
Fun Facts
- This is the first time in 2 years that Team Frogpants has returned to the movie draft.
- This is the first time in 4 years that Fr. Robert Ballecer has returned to the movie draft.
- This is the first time in 4 years that C. Robert Cargill has returned to the movie draft.
- This is the first time in 5 years that Patrick Delahanty has had a slate in the movie draft.
- This is the first time in 7 years that Jason Murphy has returned to the movie draft.
- In order to do show notes, the show notes writer had to take 30 screenshots of all the bids right when the clock reached zero.
Characters
- Awtfy in the aftershow
YouTube
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Links
| Preceded by: "Austin Night Attack Live 2017" |
Summer Movie Draft 2017 |
Followed by: "Dos Amigos Blancos (w/ Tom Merritt)" |