RIP Carpetbagger

RIP Carpetbagger
Number	75
Broadcast Date	May 10, 2011
Episode Length	49:47
Hosts	Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young
Guests	Sarah Lane, Andrew Bancroft

Sarah Lane returns to play Pr0blem Solverz and the Summer Music Series is kicked off with a performance by Andrew Bancroft.

Contents

Opening Video

Clint Eastwood Crack PSA

Pr0blem Solverz

• TSSaloic- I have a good friend who I unfortunately don't talk to as much as I want to who's birthday is coming up (I'm sure the episode will be up by then, I don't think they are an NSFW Show fan though). I need some help on something free I can do to surprise her for her birthday. (Emphasis on free) Any advice would be greatly appreciated. (She doesn't like my taste in music much though, tried that old trick of making a CD as a broke High School Student)

• • Brian- Give her a backrub coupon that comes with a non-refusable front rub.
  • Sarah- Remember, a glass of water gives you a golden shower.

• Klo- I have the opportunity to transfer from Des Moines, Iowa to Austin, Texas for my job. I'm a proud Texan from birth and moved to Iowa 18 months ago for the same job. I do like the cooler weather in Iowa over the Texas heat though. Should I move?

• • Justin- The best part of Des Moines is LEAVING! Run away from there like you just burnt down a children’s hospital
  • Brian- You’re a traitor! Love Texas.

• Colin- I'm in college, and I currently live in a dorm with 7 other people. We all get along great, except our one roommate is a complete jackass. One time he got drunk, walked into our living room, and peed on our couch. Not cool...we had nowhere to sit for a week. Another time he counterfeited my roommate's $400 parking pass. He accumulated several hundred dollars worth of parking tickets, got caught, and told his super-Christian ex-Air Force mother that it was our idea! The list goes on, I've barely scratched the surface. We can't stand him! What should we do?!?!

• • Sarah- Take him to Burning Man, when its not during Burning Man and he will never make it back.
  • Justin- If you kill him, you get straight A’s for the rest of the semester.

• Jonathan- Recently, my sister's new boyfriend friended me on Facebook. Naturally, I browsed his listed likes and interests -- the results were horrifying. I've attached a picture to this e-mail to show the severity of the situation. I circled some of the big offenders in red, (Hannah Montana in both music AND movies, a separate listing for Miley Cyrus, Bieber, Fox News, Mean Girls 2, Day After Tomorrow) but if you look outside of those, 90% of everything else is also problematic. Additionally, this summer, he was involved in trying to take my sister to see Vampires Suck with him; thankfully, I talked them into going to Inception instead. Here's the deal. He seems like a nice kid and all, but I don't want his horrid media tastes rubbing off on my sister (or even worse, potentially my future nieces and nephews). How do I solve this problem without coming off like a jerk!?

• • Justin- The boyfriend is gay.
  • Brian- Come out and play, your boyfriend is gay

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NSFW Summer Movie Fantasy League Minute

Chip Brmblr sent in a quick Summer Movie League recap.

Chad Heads West

After a video montage and reports of his death, Chad returns to reminisce about his time with Brian and NSFW. So long, and RIP Chad.

This also marks the end of the OMG_Chad era and the beginning of the Jon Tilton era.

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Summer Music Series

Andrew Bancroft is here for the inaugural performance in the NSFW Summer Music Series. He performed an acoustic version of "What Makes You Sad". Then as an encore he played the Bonearth Planetary Anthem.

Adobeshops

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Links & Downloads

• Video: 480p MP4
• Audio: MP3 OGG
• Torrent links can be found in the following article: NSFW#Download

Preceded by: "Michael Rooker And Your Mom"

RIP Carpetbagger

Followed by: "OMJihad"