The Science of Triumph: Difference between revisions
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
(Created page with ".077 {{Infobox Episode | title = The Science of Triumph| number = 77| date = May 24, 2011| length = TBD| hosts = Brian Brushwood, [[J...") |
(Added uncensored stream) |
||
| (12 intermediate revisions by 9 users not shown) | |||
| Line 4: | Line 4: | ||
number = 77| | number = 77| | ||
date = May 24, 2011| | date = May 24, 2011| | ||
length = | length = 1:11:52| | ||
hosts = [[Brian Brushwood]], [[Justin Robert Young]] | hosts = [[Brian Brushwood]], [[Justin Robert Young]]| | ||
guests = [[Romany Malco|Tijuana Jackson]], [[Adam Haacke]]}} | |||
[[File:Curse-notes.jpg|thumb|Sorry [[Tony]]]] | |||
THE BEST EPISODE EVER. Seriously... stop reading this; go watch the show. | |||
==Contents== | ==Contents== | ||
| Line 52: | Line 54: | ||
: TJ wrote an awesome song for the guy that told him what to do. | : TJ wrote an awesome song for the guy that told him what to do. | ||
*Cameron- "I am bad at everything ever. Please help me." | *[[Thlowe|Cameron]]- "I am bad at everything ever. Please help me." | ||
: What some people think is good, someone else may think is great. He needs to get rid of his preconceived notions about what is good and bad. | : What some people think is good, someone else may think is great. He needs to get rid of his preconceived notions about what is good and bad. | ||
| Line 62: | Line 64: | ||
===Summer Music Series=== | ===Summer Music Series=== | ||
Adam Haacke joined us to play a medley of wrestler’s theme songs on the piano to honor Randy "Macho Man" Savage. You can find more from Adam on his [http://youtube.com/knightw11 YouTube Channel]. | [[Adam Haacke]] joined us to play a medley of wrestler’s theme songs on the piano to honor Randy "Macho Man" Savage. You can find more from Adam on his [http://youtube.com/knightw11 YouTube Channel]. | ||
==New Champion! Woo!== | ==New Champion! Woo!== | ||
| Line 70: | Line 71: | ||
==Great Quotes== | ==Great Quotes== | ||
: "I’m trying to keep it P.C. for your fucking listeners" -Tijuana Jackson | : "I’m trying to keep it P.C. for your fucking listeners" -Tijuana Jackson | ||
: "I'm a life coach with a goon hand, okay? Ex-convict turned motivational speaker, okay? I slap folks in they face with they issues." -Tijuana Jackson | |||
: "My momma was probably a better parent to me than her momma was to her ... then I realized that her momma's momma had a momma. And then her momma's momma had a momma who had a momma, ya heard me? So if you gonna start blaming motherfuckers, you gonna have to go back and get with the cavemen ... if you have time to do that, then I can use some interns around this fuckin damn office." -Tijuana Jackson | |||
: "You need to quit runnin' from yo fucked-uppedness!" -Tijuana Jackson | |||
==Fun Facts== | ==Fun Facts== | ||
* During the show, [[Patrick Delahanty|PDelahanty]] kept a running tally of things that would need to be censored (or number of times people had to drink). Following the TV standards by including phrases like "God damn", but not "bitch", there was a count of '''48''' by the end of the episode. Whatever the old record might have been, this episode shoved a stick of dynamite into its mouth, threw it off a bridge, and watched it explode. | |||
* Tijuana Jackson seems to strongly resemble Romany Malco. Weird, huh? | |||
* In the post-show, it was decided that [[JammerB]] and [[Tony]] should get gifts of appreciation. JammerB suggested buying [[TWiT Brick|bricks]] instead. Brian opened a collection and quickly had enough to buy about 4 bricks. It was decided to do a brick for each episode going forward as long as bricks are still available. ...and a cookie basket will still be sent to [[TWiT Cottage|TWiT]]. | |||
==Adobeshops== | ==Adobeshops== | ||
| Line 78: | Line 84: | ||
==YouTube== | ==YouTube== | ||
===Episode=== | |||
<youtube>SOSo4AT7djs</youtube> | |||
===Uncensored Episode Stream=== | |||
<youtube>8L3YyQcp4h4</youtube> | |||
==Links== | ==Links & Downloads== | ||
* [ | * '''Video:''' [https://archive.org/download/NSFW_77/nsfw0077_h264b_864x480_500.mp4 480p MP4] | ||
* [ | * '''Audio:''' [https://archive.org/download/NsfwShowAudio/Nsfw77-TheScienceOfTriumph.mp3 MP3] [https://archive.org/download/NsfwShowAudio/Nsfw77-TheScienceOfTriumph.ogg OGG] | ||
* '''Torrent''' links can be found in the following article: [[NSFW#Download]] | |||
{{Succession box| | {{Succession box| | ||
preceded =OMJihad| | preceded =OMJihad| | ||
followed = | followed =Fish Stick Apocalypse}} | ||
Latest revision as of 20:06, 14 October 2014
| The Science of Triumph | |
| Number | 77 |
| Broadcast Date | May 24, 2011 |
| Episode Length | 1:11:52 |
| Hosts | Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young |
| Guests | Tijuana Jackson, Adam Haacke |
Sorry Tony
THE BEST EPISODE EVER. Seriously... stop reading this; go watch the show.
Contents
Opening Video
None
Tijuana Jackson
If you haven’t heard of him before, Tijuana Jackson is a convict turned life coach. He has come on the show to help us all out with our problems. Also, if you couldn’t get your problems solved on the show, you can call him at (310) 363-7145, tweet him at @TijuanaJackson, visit him on Facebook, on Youtube or visit TijuanaJackson.com.
Problems
- Anonymous- He has a Canadian girlfriend, but because of a health problem, he cannot move there. Should he move to the border or just let her go.
- TJ says that he needs to take care of himself first, and once he gets better, she may not be as attractive as she previously seemed.
- Anonymous- He is a 43 year old father of four, should he "get ahead" or "get some head".
- As the enlightened Kanye West once said, "when you chase one thing, another one is getting away" or something like that.
- Aaron- He has no idea what he wants to do with his live, he has had many different jobs and usually does pretty well as what he takes on, and he cannot afford to make any "big life mistakes".
- If you go through life being afraid of making mistakes, you will never do anything.
Sponsor
Go to Squarespace.com/NSFW for a 14-day free trial.
Mo' Problems
"Blue in the Gold State"- She has a bachelors degree and is having trouble getting a job and now with a new house and a new kid, there is even more pressure to get more income. She is usually over-qualified for most of the jobs she applies for and rejections just lead to fits of Postpartum depression.
- Her priority should be to feed that baby and her husband needs to raise his income. Most importantly she needs to quit with the pity parties.
- Sean- He graduated college and payed off all of his debts and has a fairly stable life at the moment. Should he go back to school for an advanced degree and go back into debt, or should he stay in his somewhat boring current job.
- At this point in time any paying job is a good job. He should start his own business and not work for anyone else.
- @Cameron401- He is 6'4" and white as it gets, what gang would fit him in jail.
- He should get with the 7 foot albinos, there are nearly translucent so you dont even see them "until they’re right up on you".
- Adam- He is 23, a geeky web dude and works with a lot of older married guys. How can he get with some girls and what is the best pickup line that will start a relationship.
- TJ wrote an awesome song for the guy that told him what to do.
- Cameron- "I am bad at everything ever. Please help me."
- What some people think is good, someone else may think is great. He needs to get rid of his preconceived notions about what is good and bad.
Sponsor
Go to Netflix.com/TWiT for a 1 month free trial.
Summer Music Series
Adam Haacke joined us to play a medley of wrestler’s theme songs on the piano to honor Randy "Macho Man" Savage. You can find more from Adam on his YouTube Channel.
New Champion! Woo!
Great Quotes
- "I’m trying to keep it P.C. for your fucking listeners" -Tijuana Jackson
- "I'm a life coach with a goon hand, okay? Ex-convict turned motivational speaker, okay? I slap folks in they face with they issues." -Tijuana Jackson
- "My momma was probably a better parent to me than her momma was to her ... then I realized that her momma's momma had a momma. And then her momma's momma had a momma who had a momma, ya heard me? So if you gonna start blaming motherfuckers, you gonna have to go back and get with the cavemen ... if you have time to do that, then I can use some interns around this fuckin damn office." -Tijuana Jackson
- "You need to quit runnin' from yo fucked-uppedness!" -Tijuana Jackson
Fun Facts
- During the show, PDelahanty kept a running tally of things that would need to be censored (or number of times people had to drink). Following the TV standards by including phrases like "God damn", but not "bitch", there was a count of 48 by the end of the episode. Whatever the old record might have been, this episode shoved a stick of dynamite into its mouth, threw it off a bridge, and watched it explode.
- Tijuana Jackson seems to strongly resemble Romany Malco. Weird, huh?
- In the post-show, it was decided that JammerB and Tony should get gifts of appreciation. JammerB suggested buying bricks instead. Brian opened a collection and quickly had enough to buy about 4 bricks. It was decided to do a brick for each episode going forward as long as bricks are still available. ...and a cookie basket will still be sent to TWiT.
Adobeshops
YouTube
Episode
Uncensored Episode Stream
Links & Downloads
- Video: 480p MP4
- Audio: MP3 OGG
- Torrent links can be found in the following article: NSFW#Download
| Preceded by: "OMJihad" |
The Science of Triumph |
Followed by: "Fish Stick Apocalypse" |