Blitz Quiz

Blitz Quiz
Number	10
Broadcast Date	February 2, 2010
Episode Length	1:10:03
Hosts	Brian Brushwood, Justin Robert Young, Brett Rounsaville

Blitz Quiz was an episode of NSFW in which Justin, Brett, and Brian call people who have signed up in advance and asked them a trivia question.

Contents

Lost Spoilers

• Jack's tattoos begin disappearing and he worries that he's slowly aging backwards into earlier and earlier versions of himself. He asks Kate if she could feel romantic love for a baby if the baby were a thirty-something pill addict with a medical license. But Sawyer answers before she can answer. (4:52-5:13)
• Ben drops hints that the events spanning from the wreck of Oceanic Flight 815 up through the ultimate timeline that they are all part of is an elaborate DHARMA island timeshare sales pitch. He then makes enticing, but crypic, allusions to Centralized Air. (15:02-15:20)
• Faraday discovers a hidden sex research lab called the Anaconda Station full of Japanese-language vomit porn starring himself. (26:48-26:58)
• Vincent emerges from the woods with an entire human arm in his mouth. The cold, dead hand is clutching a severed human finger with a Dharma ring on it. The ring is inscribed with the numbers 4,8, 15, 16, 23, 42, and a single word: boobgas. (37:55-38:25)
• Jack's dad is actually Jack's future son from an alternate reality in which Australia won World War II. (48:45-49:00)
• The Losties discover a second nuclear bomb called "Mr. Weatherby". They then take turns making out on it. (1:00:00-1:00:25)

Blitz Quiz

• Brett leads Team Nick Nolte's Mugshot.
• Brian leads Team Camp Eagle Claw.

BLANK was the top winner in the Grammy Awards on Sunday, taking home six awards. Was it...

• Point Value: 1
• Caller: Aaron Dunn (America Jr.)
• Choices
  • Taylor Swift (Chosen)
  • Lady Gaga
  • Beyoncé (Correct)
  • Kings of Leon
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: -1
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 0

BLANK is recalling 2.3 million vehicles due to an issue with their accelerator panels. Is it...

• Point Value: 1
• Caller: Luke (One of the Carolinas. Possibly North)
• Choices:
  • Honda
  • Toyota (Chosen and correct)
  • Ford
  • Saturn
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: -1
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 1

Author BLANK died this week. Was it...

• Point Value: 1
• Caller: Mark Anderson (America Jr.)
• Choices:
  • Terry Pratchet
  • Kurt Vonnegut
  • Malcom Gladwell
  • J.D. Salinger (Chosen and correct)
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 0
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 1

BLANK maintained her number one ranking with a win at the Australia Open on Saturday.

• Point Value: 1
• Caller: Jack Webster (Virginia)
• Choices:
  • Venus Williams
  • Justine Henine
  • Serena Williams (Chosen and correct)
  • Nadia Petrolla
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 0
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 2

President Obama called for a temporary freeze in BLANK spending. Was it...

• Point Value: Swapsies
• Caller: Marvin (West Coast)
• Choices:
  • Military
  • Mandatory Nonmilitary
  • Discretionary Nonmilitary
  • Medicare
    • Nonmilitary (Chosen and suspected cheating)
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 0
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 2

China's criticizing the United States for selling weapons to BLANK.

• Point Value: Double Points
• Caller: Roberto Villegas (Austin, TX)
• Choices:
  • Tibet
  • Japan (Chosen)
  • North Korea
  • Taiwan
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 0
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 0

Quarterback BLANK was named MVP of Sunday's probowl. Is it...

• Point Value: Double Points
• Caller: Rick Foster (Chippewa Falls, WI)
• Choices:
  • Drew Brees
  • Matt Schaub (Chosen and correct)
  • Patan Manning
  • Brett Favre
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 2
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 0

Excerpts of a soon-to-be-released tell-all book paint an unflattering picture of former presidential candidate BLANK

• Point Value: Name a Number (12) - 12 points
• Caller: Zak Holder
• Choices:
  • Hilary Clinton
  • John McCain
  • John Edwards
  • Mitt Romney (Chosen)
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 2
  • Camp Eagle Claw: -12

Ten Baptist Missionaries were Arrested Under Kidnapping Charges for Trying to Take 33 Children out of BLANK

• Point Value: Hockey Rules (Names a city: New Jersey, Tampa Bay, Vancouver, or Minnesota. New Jersey has 0 goals) - 0 points
• Caller: Jonathan Perez (Houton, MI)
• Choices:
  • Haiti (Chosen and correct)
  • Mexico
  • Cuba
  • Venezuela
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 2
  • Camp Eagle Claw: -12

To Much Fanfare, Apple Introduced Its Latest Gadget, the BLANK

• Point Value: Break Even
• Caller: Becky Graves (St. Louis, MO, which is often confused with Austin, TX)
• Choices:
  • iTab
  • iPad (Chosen and correct)
  • iNote
  • tamPon
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 2
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 0

President Barack Obama Delivered His First State of the Union Speech Trying to Address Americans' Worries About Joblessness and the Economy. One of the Most Remarked-on Parts of the Event was When the President Criticized the Supreme Court's Decision to Allow Companies and Unions to Spend Freely in Elections Which Illicited Apparent Mouthed Words of Disapproval From One of the Chief Justices. Which One?

• Point Value: 10 points
• Caller: Greg Spier (Austin, TX)
• Choices:
  • Anthony Kennedy
  • Clarence Thomas (Chosen)
  • John Roberts
  • Sam "The Man" Alito (Correct)
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: -8
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 0

The Surprising Run of the New York Jets Toward the Super Bowl was Stopped by the Indianapolis Jets Who Trounced the Underdog Team 30-17 to win the NFC title (It was actually the AFC, but the question writers are idiots). One of the Stars of the Game was a Haitian-American Who Raised a Haitian Flag to Honor his Family and Friends who Still Lived There in the Wake of the Recent Earthquake. His name is...

• Point Value: Swapsies
• Caller: Unnamed
• Choices:
  • Jin Prebol
  • Pierre Garçon
  • Marcel le Fontaine
  • Antoine Telou
    • Oh Doctah (Chosen and racist)
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: -8
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 0

Tragedy Struck the Family of Former Olympic Skater Nancy Kerrigan when her Father Daniel Died After an Altercation with One of her Brothers. He was Charged with Assault. What did the Police Say the Brother, Mark Kerrigan, Told Them had Sparked the Alleged Fight?

• Point Value: Basketball Rules (Cleveland, Indiana, Orlando, New Jersey, or Chicago. Chicago has 82 points) - 82 points
• Caller: Personifried
• Choices:
  • Mark kicked down the front door after returning from a bar
  • Daniel refused to let his son use the phone (Chosen and correct)
  • Mark damaged his father's car
  • Mark had sworn at his own mother
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 74
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 0

A Conservative Filmmaker, James O'Keefe, Who Posed as a Pimp to Target the Liberal Activist Group ACORN was Arrested with Three Other Men, Accused of Plotting to Tamper with the Phone System of a Regional Office of a US Senator. Who was that Senator?

• Point Value: 100 points
• Caller: Ashton (Utah)
• Choices:
  • Sen. Barbara Boxer
  • Sen. Max Bacchus
  • Sen. Mary Landrieu
  • Sen. Kent Conrad (Chosen)
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 74
  • Camp Eagle Claw: -100

Obama Gave His First State of the Union Last Week. Who was the First President to Use the Term "State of the Union"?

• Point Value: Rex Ryan Question (50,000 points)
• Caller: Amanda D. (Vancouver, BC)
• Choices:
  • Woodrow Wilson
  • Franklin Delano Roosevelt (Chosen and correct)
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: 50,074
  • Camp Eagle Claw: -100

Which ex-College Quarterback Sparked Debate After CBS Said it Would Air His Super Bowl Ad with a Conservative Christian Group

• Point Value: Swapsie
• Caller: Nick F. (Redlands, CA)
• Choices:
  • Tim Tebow (Chosen and correct)
  • Matt Bryant
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: -100
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 50,074

13 Whale Corridors in 31 States Received How Much Money in Grants from the White House for a High-Speed Train Project?

• Point Value: Deficit Reduction Question (The Value of our federal deficit) - 1.267 Trillion Points
• Caller: Arthur Lysomersky (Rutherford, NJ)
• Choices:
  • 8 billion (Chosen and correct)
  • 100 billion
• Current Score
  • Nick Nolte's Mugshot: Approx. 1.267 Trillion
  • Camp Eagle Claw: 50,074

New Champion! Woo!

• Amtrekker was the winner with a score of approximately 1.267 Trillion.
• This is the first episode in which Justin did the preshow tease, but Brian had to finish it, likely due to technical difficulties.

Fun Facts

• This episode was competing against the season premiere of Lost. It is unknown how that may impacted viewership. At the very least, Greg Grunberg was not likely to be watching NSFW.
• Justin gave out fake Lost spoilers during the show, but Petefic spammed the chat room with a real SPOILER!!! about Sayid dying.

YouTube

Announcement

Justin and Brian need YOU to compete on this Tuesday's NSFW show on Feb 02, 2010 at 10pm EST at http://NSFWshow.com! Email your name, city, and skype/phone number to [email protected] and We'll call YOU live on the air to compete for TRIVIA GLORY!!!!

Links

• NSFW Episode Archive

Preceded by: "Never Have I Ever"

Blitz Quiz

Followed by: "6 Word Failoir"