List of All the Shittier Inside Jokes
These are shitty inside jokes within Chatrealm and Diamond Club that are too infrequently referenced, unfunny, or lame to merit their own full-sized article.
Frequently Referenced
Rifle Burs (Burs/Swag)
2013-14(?) gmcfosho - Rifle Burs (original)
Imdabes
2013-14(?) gmcfosho - IMDABES
Goat Time
2014. Brian's "Go Time" chant turns into Goat Time. Sunbun would like to think he came up with it (check the tapes?). But he's probably not the first one.
Let It Go
Summer 2014. Said whenever TWiT drama rears its head somehow, referring to the song from Frozen and Night Attack episode with the same name.
Preshow? Doc?
2014. Beef wonders if the preshow is live yet, after the postshow. Except when he asks, he's joking. P.S.: the preshow will start when it does, and the doc will be available when it is. Quit asking. :\
Paaants (Skirr)
2015. gmcfosho - DEM PANTS
#BOILED
See: BOILED
Sometime late 2014. Somebody (*cough* Sunbun) submitted an old video from JuRY's YouTube page circa 2005, when he was still a student at Syracuse University, called What Assholes! to the Link Doc for Night Attack 41. It was played during the preshow, much to Justin's embarrassment.
Ohio
Whenever JuRY is on-location, whether on Night Attack, TMS, or some other show, it is always from a closet in Ohio. Always.
BANG! BIGGITY BANG!
See Bikie Wars
February 2015. From the Aunty Donna song Bikie Wars, a video submission on the Night Attack episode That's Thursday that started a down-under revolution. Since then, the song has been covered by Brian, Justin, and MikeTV, and described in a session of What is Veronica Watching?
Accompanying video: Bikie Wars
That's ___!
2014-2015. Episodes 48-53 of Night Attack were titled "That's ____". Show title suggestions to this day sometimes begin with "That's" to reference this dark period in Night Attack history. Related: Episodes ending in "Nail(s/ed) it!"
A Boat Sank
2014. After looking at the dollar amount of the Patreon as Brian and Justin do on every Night Attack show (which has been some amount between $1000-2500)...
Brian: "Hey Justin, what happened in (year corresponding to dollar amount)?"
Justin: "A boat sank."
Bonjour Clique
See Bonjour Clique or Hearth and Oates
Asshole Klan Hello
See Asshole Klan, Hello? from the episode Two Asshole Friends of Andrew Mayne
How Could This Have Been Done?
See How Could This Have Been Done
Occasionally Referenced
Glape
2011. See main NSFW episode article: Glape! and accompanying video: Borderline Racist 1960's Jell-O Ad
Africola / Fully Reasonable
2011. See main NSFW episode article: Glape! and accompanying video: Afri-Cola commercial 1968 (with subtitles)
Shwood's Black Son
2014. Magician Eion Scyne is revealed to be Brian Brushwood's illegitimate black son. Nominated for The Abel Hicklebottom award for The Advancement of Racism in 2014's Chatrealm Awards.
Austin, Texassssssss
Summer 2014. Gatowag fills in as Night Attack TD in the lovely metropolitan area known as Aussssssssstin, Texassssssssssss.
Church of Quassel
2014-15. tinnvec, Gatowag, and neshcom believe in the power of one IRC client over another perfectly good IRC client. Like, what's wrong with HexChat? Geez.
Classic
Unknown origin, presumed to have come from the Bizarre Magic production group. Following a discussion about a person, somebody will say "classic (person's name)." Mek thinks it's too mainstream for this list. Classic mek.
Visible Wife
Repeated by Chatrealm whenever Bonnie the Invisible Wife shows up on camera somehow which shouldn't ever happen
Grapefruit
See Angel Grapefruit Technique
Here Just for Reference
#FriendBus
Summer 2014. Sunbun drives the #FriendBus. Gatowag is not on the #FriendBus. May have involved a discussion about the Desert Bus marathon.
Fuck My Big Black Ass (Is It Waterproof?)
November 2014. During the pre-show for Clench-A-Butt, we learn whether the Fuck Me Silly and Fuck My Big Black Ass is waterproof.
Do Black People Like Mayo?
December 2014. In Rub Yolk on My Face and Cry About My Dad, Diamond Club wonders: do black people like mayonnaise?
Dan The Butt
2014-15. sebgonz and Tom Gehrke encounter some eight year old known as Dan The Man while playing Destiny. Natch, they decided to change his name to Dan The Butt (DTB), because he's kind of a butt. During the same Twitch stream they also met CootermcFurBurger (CFB)
#LanguageBeef
2015. neshcom and Gatowag have beef with the English language. Mostly spelling and verbs and shit.
That's Short (TWSS Podcast)
January 2015. neshcom, SURGE, Sunbun, mek, t2t2, tinnvec, kingkaz, tomgehrke, and a bunch of other fuckers attempt a podcast idea that didn't work. That's what she said.
Smoooooooooooooooooooooth
January 2015. t2t2 and tomgehrke, and now you too, know that Twitch's 60fps stream of the League Championship Series is so smooooooooooth.
Maybe You Should've Paid More Attention
1/24/2015. mek and Gatowag should've paid more attention in class.
Africa
1/24/2015. SgtMuffin's new music stream on BrickSlap.tv goes awry when the same guitar cover of Toto's Africa plays for the fourth time in the span of an hour.
We Are Sebgonz
2/6/2015. Chatrealm decides that it is, collectively, sebgonz. Everyone became in on the joke, including most of the mods, Tom Merritt, beatmaster, and Jennie.
The Neshening
2/24/2015. The death of Chatrealm as we knew it, and the beginning of the Neshening. Started in the morning, ended after Night Attack 53.
the beginning of the neshening
Chicken Churner
Early 2015. Neshcom built a chicken churner to breed and cook chickens on the Diamond Club Minecraft server. At first it wasn't that bad. Then Neshcom found out that the churner was built incorrectly and didn't enclose the chickens correctly, so the entire courtyard was filled with chickens within 24 hours. Then he left it alone. Then he returned to the server after a few weeks and it was really bad and crashed the server. It took 24 hours to get rid of most of the chickens, which slowed the server to a crawl. Rocket launchers and lava were used. Now you can't even tell that 10,000 chickens once existed in a 10x10x3 volume.
Ed note: I don't English very well when I'm tired.
(3.29 never forget)
Chimaeral
6/10/2015. Stemming from a typo tinnvec made (figures), Tom Gehrke defined the word chimaeral as an adjective meaning "way more informative than might strictly be necessary."
See also: Chimaera
Pander Express
Coined by neshcom. The act of playing to your audience while participating in a party game (e.g. Cards Against Humanity, Jackbox Party Pack, Quiplash, etc)
Chad Kroeger
Probably forever. Tom Gehrke has a striking resemblance to the frontman of Nickelback. Further perpetuated by Bill Meeks.
Team China
Diamond Club's official Rocket League team. Follow our Weibo.
Official slogan: "Ni Hao Could This Have Been Done?"