- "That's right~!"
- "Congratulations and celebrations~"
- Item obtained theme (from many Zelda games)
- Battle victory theme (from many Final Fantasy games)
- "I am the winner of this lame-ass podcast game! And it doesn't matter, except I can rub it in your face! I am a winner - but really, I'm a loser"
- "Get on your bikes and ride!" - Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls
- "Correctamundo!" - Samuel L. Jackson/Pulp Fiction
- "That just happened!" - Will Ferrell/Talladega Nights
- "Boo this man!" (from Half-Baked with Dave Chappelle)
- Drunken man singing "Amazing Grace"
- The Price is Right "Fail Horn"
- Legend of Zelda game over
- "That's hilarious!"
- President Barack Obama:
- "He's a jackass"
- "Shit's getting way too complicated for me."
- "You ain't my bitch, nigga! Buy your own damn fries!"
- "There are white folks, and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you."
- King Leo:
- "Eat my meat!"
- "Stop worrying about my acting, bitch." (TWiT 243)
- "Blow me!" (TWiT 252)
- Brian: "Open your mouth."
- "Ahh, Pimping"
- "Too gay!"
- "It may in fact be a moth."
- Dramatic Look
- "Surprise!" - Dave Chappelle
- "Where's Daddy?"
- "Daddy's home~"
- "Double Complete Rainbow"
- While Brian does not have a soundboard, he does have some effects of his own (such as Penny shouting "GTFO" and pseudo-Gregorian chant videos of Tom Merritt and Sarah Lane).
- Mobile / HTML5 / Flash version - http://nsfw.soundbuildr.com/