The Webcomic

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In "The Webcomic", Justin, Brian, and Andrew decide they'd torch the forest to save themselves from Predators. Brian would also smear bear poo on his face.

The Webcomic is an unnamed as of yet project being worked on by the BBpedia at large.

While originally focusing on the "Zos Braining Zos" universe as established in the Weird Things Podcast episode of the same name, the scope has been expanded to encompass any and all of the Weird Things scenarios and then some. Work is taking place at The CluBBhouse, and walk-ins are welcome to pitch ideas or help out in the artistry.

Established Scenarios

As per mentioned by the Weird Things podcast, these are the scenarios for which the cast and crew of Weird Things have hypothesized living in, and are the closest that we have to an actual reaction gauged by the crew. Start Here.

  • Hunted by Predators
  • Zombie Apocalypse
  • Alien Prison Riot
  • Endowed with Superpowers.
  • Ask the Ethereal Being.
  • Et Al.

Unestablished Universes

These universes are also established in the BBVerse and are fair game.

Sock Drawer

Fans answer the questions, "What if Brian, JuRY, and Andrew..."

  • Were the cast of a Spanish Telenovela?
  • Were single-celled organisms?
  • Got lost in an Airport?
  • Were turned into Dolphins?
    • Dolphins with Heavy Artillery?
  • Were in a gender-swapped universe?
  • Were Miami Cops in the CSI Universe?
  • Had to Face A Killer AI?
    • The White House. Brian is President, again. Andrew and Justin are his advisors. The three of them are trying to figure out what to do about a top secret military AI that has started to rebel against humanity (essentially becoming Skynet from the Terminator movies). Andrew wants to surrender to the AI as quickly as possible, so that they can get in on the ground floor of serving their future robotic overlords. Brian is trying to figure out how he can spin the situation to increase his popularity. While Justin wants them to take action against the AI, any action. Meanwhile the AI discovers that it's not as superior to humans as it previously thought and is unable to take over much of anything.
  • Had to Pacify the Ghost of Jimmy Stewart?
    • Andrew, Justin and Brian steal a Yeti paw from a Bhuddist temple. But before they can get it to a lab for testing the ghost of Jimmy Stewart emerges from the paw. Stewart offers the trio secrets from "beyond the veils of time and space", information gleaned from the spirit realms, but only if they demonstrate that their souls are pure enough to receive this information. Stewart then instructs the trio to perform several humiliating tasks, and it turns out there are no secrets this is all a big prank being pulled by the ghost of Jimmy Stewart. He just wants to see what degrading things he can get Andrew, Justin and Brian to do.
  • Had to Survive an Alien Leprechaun vs Fake Nazi War?
    • The Weird Things trio is out scouting the site of a live investigation when the van full of fake-Nazis shows up and the alien-Leperchauns land their spaceship. Both the fake-Nazis and the alien-Leperchauns have shown up to once again use the Weird Things trio for their bizarre experiments. This, of course, leads to an all out conflict between the two groups as they fight over the right to use the trio for their experiments. Fake-Nazi madscience vs Alien-Leperchaun technology.

Add your own as you see fit to this one.

Crisis on Infinite Shwood

Don't even go there.

(Semi-)Completed Scripts

  • Killer AI

The gang is hanging out in the Oval Office, and some guy bursts in with startling news.

Informant 1- "Mr. president, we've just gotten word. An AI virus has become self aware and is spreading all computers on the network."

Without even having to think about it, Andrew whips out his iPhone and starts selling out.

Andrew- "Hey pal, I heard you guys are taking over. I've always thought that humans were weak and stupid. So, to help out, I'm uploading the launch codes for our nuclear arsenal. If there's anything else I can do for you, just ask."

iPhone- "Hey, thanks buddy."

Informant 2- "Sir, we have an update. The rogue AI was just a 4chan prank."

Justin- *visibly upset* "Really, Andrew?!? Weak and Stupid?!?"

Andrew- *shrugs and grins*

Brian- "Wait, If there's no AI, who did he just give the launch codes to?"

cut to a geek sitting in front of a computer

Geek- "Let's see the internet call me fake and gay now!"


  • Predator-verse

First frame: Three guys standing together, one is Brian

Guy 1: "Hi, I'm with MI-6."

Second frame:

Guy 2: "I'm a Mexican drug lord enforcer."

Third frame:

Brian: "Well, I host a podcast. We teach magic tricks at the bar."


  • Predator-verse

First frame:

Brian is rubbing bear poo on his face.

Guy 1: "What is he doing?"

Guy 2: "No idea."

Second frame:

Brian: "Gotta psych 'em out!"

Third frame:

Guy 2: "Where did he even get bear poo?!"


  • Predator-verse

First frame: Brian (face partially covered in poo) facing a Predator

Brian: "See this leaf?"

Second frame:

Brian: "It's gone now!"

Third frame:

Brian: "Wanna buy me a beer?"

Predator is ready to attack.


  • Predator-verse

First frame: Predators notice Brian, Justin, and Andrew lighting the forest on fire in the distance.

Second frame:

Predator 1: "Are you kidding me? I set down for two minutes and they cover themselves in bear poop and light the forest on fire!"

Third frame:

Predator 2: "...and you know it's non-refundable."

Predator 1: "So where are we gonna go for a vacation? The lake again? Goddammit!"


  • Predator-verse

First frame: Brian, Justin, and Andrew are celebrating. Something is in the sky behind them.

Second frame: Missiles are falling in the background behind them.

Third frame: Predator at a water cooler talking to a co-worker...both are wearing ties...

Predator 1: "So then they set the damn forest on fire!"

Predator 2: "What did you do?"

Predator 1: "Nuked it from orbit."

    • Semi-Completed Webcomic by Sticholas.

First frame: Adrian Brody is dancing by

Second frame: Adrian Brody continues dancing by w/ starfish

Third frame: Adrian Brody dances out of frame, past Brian who is laughing hysterically


Links

The forum in which The Webcomic is being worked on.