Kuhan

Kuhan's successful attempt at a world record for eating skittles

Kuhan (aka Naaim Siddiqi) is a regular on the chat room and was once one of the BBLiveShow's favorite users and a favorite Adobeshopper. He has teamed up with fellow user Gatowag to distribute "Kuhan" and other related apparel through CafePress. He is a moderator on The Green Lantern Corps Message Board. He is also a host on the Green Lantern CorpsCast and Podcast Sentai Power Rangers. You can find his voice on Justice League: The Abridged Series.

Kuhan's Downfall

Kuhan's depiction in the famous Sgt. Pepper Adobeshop.

Kuhan is not acceptable in Words With Friends

Kuhan's status as one of the BBLiveShow's favorite contributers first began to waver during one of his regular call-ins in the aftershow when he made the comment that he was the shows best Adobeshopper. Fellow user and adobeshopper Petefic called in and mocked his claims. After the exchange of calls Brian Brushwood declared Adobonanza, in which Petefic, Kuhan, and fellow top adobeshopper Dodd Vickers would compete to finally settle the score of "Adobeshop Master".

Dodd and Petefic put up valiant effort and it was a close competition. However, when it came to Kuhan's turn to prove his mettle, he showed up late and submitted only 3 pictures after Dodd and Petefic submitted many, and his pictures were very weak. When Petefic noticed one of Kuhan's images was a extremely minor rework of one of Petefic's most famous Ahh Pimping images (Even though Pete's image was just the original picture with text and Kuhan was clearly homaging Pete's prior work), Pete launched an angry call to arms against Kuhan. He thus became hated by the BBLiveShow community and was forced to not sign in the chat room as he was often chased out when he tried to speak, with Brian often yelling "KUHAAAAAAAAN!!!"

His infamy only grew when on the World Record Episodes of both BBLiveShow and NSFW his attempts of glory were pathetic failures (except the Skittle eating record, which he killed). As a result of his hated status he is often blamed for any technical difficulties that arise during the shows. In recent developments, however, blame has been shifted to Cheeto after he consistently tricked Brian into playing risque material on TWiT.

Other Podcast Appearances

In addition to The Green Lantern CorpsCast and Podcast Sentai Power Rangers, Kuhan has appeared in many other podcasts, including:

• BBLiveShow
  • Several call-ins
  • the World Record Episode
  • iScamed the Beard in the Scamcopter
  • ADOBONANZA!!!
  • Name mentioned frequently
• Film Riot
  • Name only in Episode 5 as Naaim Siddiqi.
  • Mail Sack in Taking a Look in Ryan & Josh's Mail Sack!
• NSFW
  • Name only in many episodes
  • First called in after Name That Autocomplete, but was kicked off for arriving late (as usual)
  • The GTFO Awards (voice only) - Gave a terrible acceptance speech
  • World Record Episode - Failed Horribly at eating an apple
  • Now Apologizing Convention Attendees - Sat in the background, laughing maniacally at Brian's soul being crushed
  • The Legend of the Violet Wand - Called in to "Don't Get Brody'd." Was barely defeated by Cheeto.
• Frame Rate
  • We're Seeing Starz - Appeared in the background.
  • Almost every episode since Spin Factory with the Feedback Bumper. It was broken until There Is No Yellow, Only Azul (where, ironically, the Spoiler Alert Yellow was broken)
  • Also created the SlipStream bumper and, by extension, named the segment.
• Live Action Anime Podcast
  • Episode 4
  • Episode 8
  • Instrumental in creation of podcast.
• My So Called 8bit Life
  • Episode 15 - Green Power Ranger Corps
  • Episode 48 - Go Go Power Phd.
• Draft Time
  • Episode 3 - Fast Five and Prom
  • Episode 10 - Green Lantern
• DC New New
  • Episode 1

Fun Facts

• Doesn't know how to create new pages using Wikipedia markup language. Instead, he creates dead links and edits pages from there.
• He's been following Scam School since Episode 1.
• His first episode of BBLiveShow was Viral Video Smackdown No. 2

Catch Phrases

• "Don't mess with the Kuhan!" (reference to Don't Mess with the Zohan)
• "Kuhan Luke" (reference to Cool Hand Luke)
• "KUHAAAAAAAAN!!!" (reference to Captain Kirk in The Wrath of Khan)
• "DAMMIT KUHAN!"
• "Praise Kuhan!" / "Damn you, Kuhan!"
• "Kuhan I hope you fucking die"
• "Actually I'm a bit racist"

Awards

• 2009 GTFO Award Winner (Internet Celebrity)

Links

• Website
• Twitter