Justin Robert Young

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Justin entertaining himself before starting a show
Justin showing his tits at Dragon*Con
Justin portrayed in a motivational poster
The Sea Jew
Sea Jew is not acceptable in Words With Friends
Justin played Ponch in "CHiPs"
Justin's logo that was modeled after the K&N logo.

Justin Robert Young is the co-host of NSFW and BBLiveShow along with Brian Brushwood. A graduate of Syracuse University, Justin has worked at several major metropolitan daily newspapers including The South Florida Sun-Sentinel of Fort Lauderdale, Florida and The Morning Call of Allentown, Pennsylvania. He has since written at the number one daily magic news site iTricks and is the host of three weekly podcasts and regular live chats featuring top names in the magic industry. In 2009 he served as an Associate Producer on the first season of G4 Underground. He also runs Weird Things with Matt Finley and magician Andrew Mayne, as well as the Weird Things Podcast with Brian and Mayne.

Sadly, on May 27th, 2010, at approximately 10:32 EDT, Justin was murdered by the evil fairy Changedrew. He was later mysteriously revived by a fairy. It is still unclear whether or not the current "Justin" is authentic or another changeling who is covering up the real Justin's death, as "Justin" has avoided all questions referring to the murder.

Nicknames

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  • Chili Bacon (used as a kid)
  • JRY
  • Jury
  • Jury-Duty
  • Justin Robert Youngsicals
  • Justin Robert Youngafication
  • Justin Robert Rooker (originating in RTIfYouAgree)
  • Justin Robert Rubles
  • Justin Roger Young
  • The Sea Jew (originating in NSFW Pimping)
  • The Troll Pope
  • White Noise
  • Diego Rothman
  • The Falconer (Ask The Internet)
  • Justin Robert Douche (Ask The Internet)
  • Jurbs
  • J-Balls
  • Daddy
  • Jerry (according to King Leo)


During Justin's regular appearances on Scott Johnson's podcast, The Morning Stream, he is referred to by many different variations of his name. The full list can be seen here.

Fun Facts

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  • Justin is a big fan of the Pittsburgh Penguins and made a parody of "On A Boat" in response to the Penguins winning the Stanley Cup in 2009.
  • He enjoys Rapid Fire because he always deals in absolutes.
  • People call him "Sea Jew" because he's a Sicilian Jewish pirate.
  • People call him "Jury" because he runs a district courtroom in his free time.
  • Justin ego gets bigger every week that he does NSFW
  • JRY's car got broken into twice.
  • Born on the fifth day of March, year unknown.
  • Justin's subconscious created a fictional human being named Delicious.
  • Justing claims to have nearly totaled Delicious's car and didn't tell her about it for three months.
  • Was given the nickname "Jury" by Brian Brushwood due to his initials, JRY.
  • Justin has never confirmed nor denied that he raped and killed a girl in 1990.
  • Justin kicked a dog while live on the air during SXSW
  • Justin is a liar because he promised Petefic he would post the new Weird Things podcast the next day and then didn't
  • Justin's boss, Leo Laporte has no idea Justin exists
  • Justin got put in his place when a caller said he was "white noise".
  • On April Fools Day 2010, BBpedia was renamed to JRYpedia.
  • Justin records audio using a microwave. It is suspected that he heats food using a microphone.
  • His projected death date is Febcember 12, 2011 according to The NSFW Christmas Spectacular
  • Was first to broadcast from the new brick twit house when he was a guest on TNT. When Leo saw it, he said "but Cuba JuRY!" [citation needed]

Notable Appearances

Podcasts

Links

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